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    Okay, but since we've established its not your looks, that should give you relief. Behaviour can be modified, looks cannot.
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    Yeah. But the other killer thing is height: girls HATE short guys. Girls look at short guys like they're freaks.

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    Well, there IS some truth to that. How tall are you?
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    5'5. I have to lie and say 5'6 which is one inch away from being a full person. Apparently, girls can tell the difference between 5'7 and 5'6.

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    Why don't you make a joke of it? Say that the other 8" is your penis.
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    LOL, that's clever...which I am not.

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    Pro bono brain-share. Happy to help, Darlin.
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    Dont start saying that to birds bro. You dont have the charisma to carry off that type of humour. It's more likely to end in your arrest, than your hole.

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    Yeah, just like in the "laundry room" hypothetical. Besides, rather than actually deliver that line (or any, for that matter), I'd probably stammer and then quit.

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    He's probably right^. You can *think* it tho, and that might be enough to ask them to share the joke. In which case, you have started a conversation.
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    Have I missed someone advising him to hang around laundry rooms? hahah

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    Yes. Hyundai came up with a hypothetical involving college laundry rooms.

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    That would only work in prison, not at college.

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    and since this is basically my de facto generalizations/rants thread, another thing:

    all the girls have boyfriends. This is like that Simpsons episode where Lisa wanted to go to the dance but everyone was paired, even ****in' Ralph. I'm like Lisa.

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    You're way more annoying than Lisa. Dont flatter yourself bro.

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