Who would be your ideal cell-mate? Which poster would be most likely to get some smokes or a free candy bar. Most importantly,who would you trust not to touch where you piss from while you were asleep?
HIA-Knows the ropes, been there, done that.
Cerby-Backs to the wall if sharing with this bro
LovesReject-This homo would probably keep you awake crying for his mom
KingZ-Could secure you an early realease with his hacking skillz
Searock- This buxom beauty would keep you amused during the long nights
vashti- Her medical skills would be useful in case you caught aids inside
IndiReloaded-You could have a degree after a few months banged up with this canuck
haxan-always useful to have a meat head friend in prison
Smackie9- would happily pump guards to get you bothfavours
LA-Could rustle up a tasty meal, just from rats or mice
Who would be your ideal cell-mate? Which poster would be most likely to get some smokes or a free candy bar. Most importantly,who would you trust not to touch where you piss from while you were asleep?
Last edited by CoolStoryBro; 24-12-12 at 05:31 PM.
I vote for Vashti, she's the one I'd feel safer with.
Yeah, I'm starting to regret voting for HIA. I just went for the one with the most experience.
Why is iamaninnocentman's name not included?
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
You wouldnt want locked in cell a with that bro, he's more annoying in real life than he is on the internet.
I voted for myself. All I'd do is jerk off anyway.
Whatever happened to Maple? She seemed like a hot, sexually creative sort of minx. Probably take a long sentence to get bored with her![]()
...as ancient astronaut theorists would suggest