When a certain private act gets really boring..
Given my reputation, you can be sure it isn't overly frequent sex gone stale...if you catch my drift...This pastime of mine which I am choosing to post about in a euphemistic way used to be something I'd do several times a day. Now doing it once is incredibly difficult: it gets boring, takes too long and is a real muscle strain. Sometimes it takes multiple attempts...It's getting pretty frustrating, and 99% of porn is unspeakably disgusting, violent and not of any help.
What do I do? Is there anything to eat or drink that's as readily available as something I could get at a liquor store?
Because we have to chase him. Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.