Not quite a love story

[artyemi]

One of life’s toughest challenge to find a truly, genuine, caring, sensitive person. Finding a man is easy. Just go to the bar, sit down, and right away, one will come up to you. Or just go hang out with a bunch of girlfriends and guys will honk their horns like crazy.
But a sensitive man, that’s rare. But I found one. So we’re went to a party and I got pretty drunk. Tequila, Heineken, Malibu pinapple flavored rum, all these drink in there mixing. Got in the car and fell asleep, or so I thought I was sleeping. So when I got home, I woke up and I had all these vomit on me. Imagine. All the vomit on me. (I have never drank this much before). My boyfriend, really sweet I tell you, wrapped me up in a blanket, and walked me home like a mummy. Meanwhile, I’m going “I’m cold, I’m cold.” What do you expect you know? We’re walking home dead in the winter, vomit all over myself.
He drops me off, calls my sister, makes sure everything is all set. I’m stripping, jumping in the shower, pulled off all my clothers, he’s standing in the doorway, “I’m leaving, I’m leaving okay?”
He leaves. And that’s the night. So the next morning, (I called him back), he wakes up next to me and he says, “Man, I really should have been more of a gentleman.” “How?” I asked. I should have at least held your hair back for you while you’re vomiting.”
Is that sensitive or what? Hold my hair back while I’m vomiting. Caring.

Okay, thought I'd throw something in that's not too sappy.

[bohemiandonut]

Hahaha!

That truly is the measure of a gentleman.

[artyemi]

Makes me wonder though, what would be the equivalent measure of a lady?

[bluesummer]

Hm. Good question. Well, I got a similar story.

My ex and his roomate once drank like 2 bottles of straight hard liquor each. My bf threw up all over himself, me, his bed, the couch, and basically the entire house. It was the nastiest thing I'd ever seen. I cleaned up all the vomit, showered him, stayed up with him all night, then made him and his hungover roommate breakfast the next morning.

Does that make me....gentle-womanly??

[artyemi]

lol.. no, it makes you queen of gentle-womanly.. man, that is some craziness!

[bohemiandonut]

One time, when my ex-girlfriend was going down on me, she went a little too far down...

I cleaned it up, let her use my toothbrush (after me, and then I threw it away), and did all the tainted laundry.

That alone should have waived any rights she had to break up with me.

Ungrateful biatch.

Oh well.

[chinese girl]

i agree,in my eyes,a good man is like this

[bluesummer]

One time, when my ex-girlfriend was going down on me, she went a little too far down...

I cleaned it up, let her use my toothbrush (after me, and then I threw it away), and did all the tainted laundry.

That alone should have waived any rights she had to break up with me.

Ungrateful biatch.

Oh well.

Wow donut. That was impressive and disgusting at the same time.

I

[bohemiandonut]

Wow donut. That was impressive and disgusting at the same time.

Story of my life...

[artyemi]

haha----

Life is hilarious..