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Thread: How do I pull an older lady???

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    Quote Originally Posted by toyboy View Post
    I will have my own porn movie then

    I think you have been hurt by a younger guy
    You're hard work... you are setting your sights way to high at this stage of your life. At the age of 20, I dont know how you could be over women your age ? I think a cougar would eat you for breakfast.... sorry champ.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rudeboyy View Post
    Dunno why people are telling you not to lie. LIE, LIE LIE LIE. Sure you have to pull it off well and be congruent with the lie but it works. FACT. I've literally watched the tension melt off chicks faces after assuring them I was 26, when they were 30, instead of saying I was 20 or w/e. Being closer to their age fits better into their reality of a guy they'd wanna bang, and the kind of guy their peer group would not judge them for banging.
    Yup, player... devilish was right.

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    rafterman is obviously a bitter elderly man with a wrinkly dick

    Quote Originally Posted by searock View Post
    Yup, player... devilish was right.
    but he a sexy mofo
    Last edited by toyboy; 29-06-13 at 10:08 AM.

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    I hear nursing homes are good... Just promise her chocolate. Old ladies love that shit. lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by basilandthyme View Post
    What have you got to offer?
    The list is very short we've established

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    rafter'wrinklydick'man talks through his pansy ass and doesnt have the bollucks to get an erection without viagra

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    Quote Originally Posted by basilandthyme View Post
    What have you got to offer?

    I don't have wrinkly saggy balls for a start

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    Quote Originally Posted by rafterman View Post
    Yes... you lie. Whatever it takes to get your Cougar. Its just a fling. You need to tell them your age and then quickly steer the conversation away and turn it back on them... Its a "game"
    Quote Originally Posted by rudeboyy View Post
    dunno why people are telling you not to lie. Lie, lie lie lie. Sure you have to pull it off well and be congruent with the lie but it works. Fact.
    Quote Originally Posted by toyboy View Post
    sure my plan is to lie that I am 25

    Can't trust a guy these days

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    Quote Originally Posted by Love is war View Post
    Can't trust a guy these days
    I know, cunts looooool

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    Make sure you get her to teach you...you will be a god to every woman after!

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    Sure.I'm currently banging a horny frustrated housewife. We beat it up like gorillas.

    She under my shirt, i'm under her bra. We bang till the first light of morning. She says do it till my body don't move baby.

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    You might notice that pretty much all the women on this forum stopped replying constructively two pages ago - that should tell you something about the road you're going down

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