Are you kidding me? Cosmo, you're very good-looking! I'd date you if I were 20! You don't need to play games with the waitress. She remembers you because she thinks you're a hottie. Go get her, she already wants you and if she doesn't her girlfriends will all want you. Stop doubting yourself. Take it from another female--you have the looks to seriously break some female hearts. How tall are you and do you play sports?
And here I thought you'd be a bald, fat, deformed man...