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    Chimps and Excrement

    In 1974, star zoologist, Dr. Linda Norse, discovered a connection between monkey excrement and the mating rituals of a clandestine band of chimpanzees. This particular group, known as Group S (jokinlgy dubbed as "Group Shit" by some of her colleagues), exhibited reproductive behavior unknown to the scientific community. It was originally thought that they were a mutant strain of Nicaraguan chimps and that their odd habits would surely cause their evolutionary demise. However, after close observation, Dr. Norse found that this bunch was, in fact, thriving. At the same time, their mainstream neighbors were slowly dying off - some say from disgust. In any event, the world was soon captivated by the bizarre mating rituals of Group S...
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    can i fling my poo at you too??

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    I think hes saying that LF is like the chimps... surviving despite all the sh!t-flinging...

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    that wouldn't surprize me.

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    keko.. keko.. just wanted to let you know that i read your posting..

    so silly...

    welcome dude!!!

    cool to have another monkey BTW.. Your AVI is sooo much cooler than mine..
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    ummmm.....

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    haha COAD. Welcome with a ?
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    Well I didnt know what to say.....

    I ussually dont see people "introducing" themselves with some monkey story... You know what i mean?

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    Quote Originally Posted by COAD
    Well I didnt know what to say.....

    I ussually dont see people "introducing" themselves with some monkey story... You know what i mean?
    I know.. haha.. Monkey and excrement.. haha
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    was the excrement flinging implied? i don't get it. it doesn't say what group shit actually did.

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    it doesn't say, but it involves shit and mating and the other group were dying from disgusts.. hmmmm...
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    hi keko. welcome to the forum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by misombra
    was the excrement flinging implied? i don't get it. it doesn't say what group shit actually did.
    Chimps fling sh!t, esp those in captivity. Known behavior. I've never heard of this study/person tho... it may be that we have an imaginative coprophiliac joining us...

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    hehe...... except he's only posted once so we may never know for sure..
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    so let's carry on our species and fling some shit!

    just don't throw it on me. lol.

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