Chimps and Excrement
In 1974, star zoologist, Dr. Linda Norse, discovered a connection between monkey excrement and the mating rituals of a clandestine band of chimpanzees. This particular group, known as Group S (jokinlgy dubbed as "Group Shit" by some of her colleagues), exhibited reproductive behavior unknown to the scientific community. It was originally thought that they were a mutant strain of Nicaraguan chimps and that their odd habits would surely cause their evolutionary demise. However, after close observation, Dr. Norse found that this bunch was, in fact, thriving. At the same time, their mainstream neighbors were slowly dying off - some say from disgust. In any event, the world was soon captivated by the bizarre mating rituals of Group S...
"I rarely drive steamboats, dad!"