U are a BITCH
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious
r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*
U are a BITCH
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious
r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*
Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.
^ hahaha loverocker.
Did you get a new puppy SH4M?
" What do you want to eat? Kitty, Perhaps?" was meant to be a joke because I complained cat eats all their food and mine too and I have no food.
“If you worry about what might be, and wonder what might have been, you will ignore what is.”
party tonight 9pm be there & bring beer. a typical weekend text.
When I tell the truth, it is not for the sake of convincing those who do not know it, but for the sake of defending those that do.
William Blake
i miss you...thats the last one a dear friend sent me
sounds great
Sounds great was your last text? or a comment on the poster above you?
Not a text but a funny picture.
Last text was " I'm sorry I can't but maybe on Saturday "
“If you worry about what might be, and wonder what might have been, you will ignore what is.”
- Pick up some tums, ginger ale and strawberry ice cream -
[her staples lately]
That is what being preggy will do to you, at least you get her the things to help her suffer less and to enjoy. Must be horrible at times.
My friend sent me a " I love you" text an hour ago and after it a J/k text. Hm. Good onya!
“If you worry about what might be, and wonder what might have been, you will ignore what is.”
lmao this is a louis ck quote.
I love to shit. It’s my favorite thing. I don’t know why they call it Number Two. I think it’s easily the best one. In my book, it’s Number One.
When I tell the truth, it is not for the sake of convincing those who do not know it, but for the sake of defending those that do.
William Blake
Hahaha feels so good.
Sent a text to a coworker who we swap days driving to work that I feel sick and throwing up today and won't go in until before noon. Then I got this reply back.
"Pregnant?"
“If you worry about what might be, and wonder what might have been, you will ignore what is.”
Last text received from my buddy who was on a blind date "Dude this chick looks like Miley Cyrus"
My response was "Run"
: I want the big breakfast pancakes one [ putting her order in with a change of mind ]
I wonder if I didn't have a car would she expect me to walk and get it =)
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The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, ''I am going to eat that pussy once Jimmy leaves for school today!''
I was talking to a friend, and he was having a really bad week. So, I told him if he needed to talk about it that we could..
He replied: "I really appreciate that, and thank you for the offer but I'm talked out of it anymore. I'd just rather focus on happy topics like Yankee Candles."
Can you house sit for us on thursday and friday?
[ my mom ]