"The wine came out"... because I spilled red wine on my friend's couch pillow! [URL=http://www.loveforum.net/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=partyfoul]#partyfoul[/URL]
"The wine came out"... because I spilled red wine on my friend's couch pillow! [URL=http://www.loveforum.net/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=partyfoul]#partyfoul[/URL]
"Caring is not an advantage."
" dude we need your help, only got two and need you to make us four!!!!!"
Life is a song - sing it. Life is a game - play it. Life is a challenge - meet it. Life is a dream - realize it. Life is a sacrifice - offer it. Life is love - enjoy it.
Excuse the language ;-] but I got this one:
~ You f ucking cunt! O_O I love you too O_o
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^ That's awful harsh to text you. Did you block them?
“It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.”
I got one from a friend that said:
"I need your help. An evil super villain has me strapped into a death machine and....."
I guess he got cut off, because he never finished the message. Oh well. He's probably fine.... though, come to think of it I haven't heard from him in a while.
:-P
^Hehehe I'm sure he is unharmed.
" Why doesn't anyone love me? I am lovable aren't I? "
One of my best friends upset that her ex immediately started dating another girl a week after they broke up. :[
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Kisses Missus.
From my sister. Just a random giving love text.
“It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.”
Sometimes I like to just text random numbers I don't know hoping it is actually somebody's mobile phone with messages like:
"Okay, I did it, but there is SO much blood. You have to come help me bleach all the evidence."
I'm kidding, of course.
.....
OR AM I?! LOL!
" Did you call me last night? "
My last text was - " Do you want me to pick up dinner tonight ? " Hell yes, I cooked last night and want something easy and me not cooking
I actually really enjoy messing with my friends via text. LOL! The other day, I was thinking to myself "....Hmm.... Who haven't I texted in a while?"
I chose a friend, and then completely with no explanation, no other context, not having talked to him since the week before, I text him this message:
"Massive meaty men!!!"
He's so used to my weirdness, his response was just "Hello to you too." LOL!
Should do a send all with your weird texts and see who and what they reply back
I got a text saying " Hope you feel better, sweetheart " from my mom
“The world would be a nicer place if everyone had the ability to love as unconditionally as a dog.”
Can't wait to get wasted with you - let's go shop for tasteless dresses for the event.
One of my best friends talking about the big NYE party we have tickets too. She loves shiny glittery somewhat slutty dresses and wants me in one of them too. I'm not on board
Stop putting your phone on silent and pick up.
“The world would be a nicer place if everyone had the ability to love as unconditionally as a dog.”