The Bet

[Charlie Boy II]

Man that's a huge time difference, it's 9:29pm Friday night here.

[Junket]

Me too...I'm one of those early morning posters. Good morning, competitors! Welcome to another pleasureless day!

I was thinkin' it's been a long time since I titty f*cked my girlfriend...

[starbuck]

Wow....minutes away from the beginning of the competition and I am horny as hell....what a way to start this shit...its not a good idea to hit the club and then join a who can last without wanking competition

Edit: Now what am I supposed to do about this dripping wet pussy of mines? It got my panties all soaked!

Nice tease, Ladie. Hehe, this competition is getting good.

[ecojeanne]

something to keep you going strong




With that she stood in front of me and took off her towel.

She was amazing. Not a hair on her body. Her nipples were hard, her
stomach flat and her pussy hairless.

My cock stirred and she asked if still liked what I saw. All I could do
was nod.

She fell to her knees and took my cock in her hand. She lowered her face
to it and sucked hard on the head. She proceeded to take all of the
shaft down her throat. She cupped my balls in her hand and squeezed
them firmly. She swiveled her head from side to side and moved herself
up and down at the same time. The heat was increasing rapidly. Between
this shocking turn of events and the steam, we were each sweating.

She stopped sucking cock, stood up and sat herself on my rigid rod. She
was facing away from me as she lowered herself on my lap and slid my
cock into her wet slit.

My left hand on her hip, my right hand played with her nipple. Her moans
grew louder as I tweaked and rolled it between my fingers. She bounced
herself up and down with ease. I felt my balls tighten and knew my
release was imminent.

[DoesntMatter]

Even though I masturbated 10 hours ago I woke up with a raging boner, thinking of the pornstar I saw last night

[shh!]

Go ahead, watch it all the way through. I dare you.

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[Cain]

This is where I'm glad that the only way I can get off is by looking at porn. As long as I refrain from that, I should be fine.

[Charlie Boy II]

^^^ we'll see smart guy. It's funny, I really thought someone would have cracked by now. I guess no one's keen to be the first to go. They get the Wooden Spoon Award. I'm going to put that up in my sig as a permanent reminder.

[misombra]

i give it a couple more days before people are ready to molest the next attractive person they see.

[Kiechi]

Lalalalalalalallalalalalalala.

[1averagejoe]

I woke up humping my bed...don't have school today so I decide to go for a hard bike ride to take my mind off of it and to keep my mind focused on winning this competition. Seems to have work. I came back all sweaty with sweat dripping down my smooth cyclist legs .

[bluesummer]

I told you I'd lose. I woke up this morning and just HAD to. It was like I'd lose my mind if I didn't stick my hand in my pants.

Understandably, I'd woken up from a dream where my fiance and I were doing all sorts of crazy dirty things in public places.

[Only-virgins]

well the competition doesn't start for another 18 hours or so. Come on OV, get involved.

Edit: and why does everyone keep putting inverted commas around "wanking"? Is that word not used in America?

No it isn't, you are the first person to ever call it by that name in my entire life and also the last so far.

I can't believe this thread was made a sticky.

[Gribble]

We say jack off, jerk off, rub one off, but never wank.

[Charlie Boy II]

Are you still in it Gribble?