I am afraid it IS for real. I remember that post well.
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
AH! So that's the infamous cucumber thread. Ewh.
I at least have the decency to throw out any produce that has come in contact with my anus.
God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
-Mark Twain
If people are good only because they fear punishment and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
-Albert Einstein
hmm... it could be that I believed it because of the nature of the posts you made previous to that one...
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
Hypothetically speaking, of course, eh Lilly Wing?
WTF is your "postess"? Is that the lady that brings you your cucumber after a hard day on the Love Forum?
I guess i should follow it
Life is like a dick. When things get hard, **** it.