Interview the person below you...

[DoesntMatter]

No

Can you lick your groin?

[Gigabitch]

Would I be posting on this forum right now if I could?

What is the weirdest thing you've ever cooked?

[Maus]

The wierdest thing i've ever cooked doesn't have a name. I didn't feel my abomination to this world deserved to be given a proper name.

Why do you wake up every morning?

[anachronistic]

Because I didn't want to go to sleep in the first place.

Do you love your job?

[Junket]

Because I didn't want to go to sleep in the first place.

Do you love your job?

I fúcking hate my job.

Would you want to be anywhere else?

[anachronistic]

All the time, and I do. I go wherever I want, and nobody can stop me.

Do you like the smell of your lover's BO when you're having hot moments?

[Gigabitch]

No. His sweat smells clean. There's no BO involved.

Which foreign country would you most want to live in?

[DoesntMatter]

Canada. It's most like the US, kind of like little America

Which Oceanic country would you most like to visit?

[Maus]

Australia. If only to punch Bono in the kidney.

When is the right time?

[DoesntMatter]

Tomorrow

Football or hockey?

[anachronistic]

Hockey.

What kind of music do you hate most?

[Kiechi]

Garage.

Cockney or scouse?

[anachronistic]

Cockney all the way.

Sixes or sevens?

[RSK]

so, i ask a question, you answer... and then ask a question.... next person answers the question, and posts a question of their own, and it could create a potentially never ending cycle (assuming of course not all questions are asked and answered).

I guess I will start with my question (which the next poster should answer. After he/she answers the question, he/she must post a question.

So, here is my question: if you could be any kind of kitchen utensil, what would you be, and why?

[DoesntMatter]

I would a turkey baster so maybe one day an infertile couple would use me to impregnate a woman, and I would finally get to penetrate a vagina

What is your favorite non-alcoholic beverage?