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    Quote Originally Posted by qwerty123 View Post
    searching for 20 mins to find my sons favourate teddy that he cant sleep without....only to realise it was in my pocket!
    those are some pretty deep pockets, dear
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sonrisa View Post
    those are some pretty deep pockets, dear
    well its not actually a teddy its a floppy giraffe with long dangly legs- they were stuffed into my back jean pocket and it was hanging out...to be precise
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

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    People posting in this forum telling 18 year old's not to use a condom just because he has never gotten anyone pregnant not using one !

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    ^^^ Damn, that is horrible advice! The world would be a better place if people like that didn't spread arond their ignorant, selfish opinions.
    ...one can be sure of nothing until it has already happened...

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    I have a black eye in time for the weekend...great.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

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    I am extremely annoyed that I thought I was going to have sex this morning after four f*cking months. I stayed in the bed while she laid up against me with her ass hanging out of her night gown. Then she started putting her legs on me. I stayed in the bed until I was over an hour late for work and got up because she said "ohhhh, I guess I'm going to get up and get ready now". Yeah, after I'm over a f*cking hour late and after not getting any ass.
    ...one can be sure of nothing until it has already happened...

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    Quote Originally Posted by qwerty123 View Post
    I have a black eye in time for the weekend...great.
    How in the hell did you do that? Was this the result of some wacky sexual escapade with your new man-friend-person?
    ...one can be sure of nothing until it has already happened...

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    Quote Originally Posted by qwerty123 View Post
    I have a black eye in time for the weekend...great.
    I didn't know you were in a fight club...oh I forgot...the first rule of fight club, don't talk about fight club.
    Completely baffled by a backward indication
    That an inspired word will come across your tongue
    Hands moving upward to propel the situation
    Have simply halted
    And now the conversation's done


    I am the EgGmAn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Incognito View Post
    How in the hell did you do that? Was this the result of some wacky sexual escapade with your new man-friend-person?
    Hahaha not quite..my son had a tantrum this morning and i got kicked trying to change his nappy.
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    I figured that would make you laugh. I think I'll give myself a quick pat on the back. I don't know what it is this month, but a BUNCH of people I know are having kids within the next few weeks and they're all boys. Weird.
    ...one can be sure of nothing until it has already happened...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Incognito View Post
    I am extremely annoyed that I thought I was going to have sex this morning after four f*cking months. I stayed in the bed while she laid up against me with her ass hanging out of her night gown. Then she started putting her legs on me. I stayed in the bed until I was over an hour late for work and got up because she said "ohhhh, I guess I'm going to get up and get ready now". Yeah, after I'm over a f*cking hour late and after not getting any ass.
    Why didn't you just slip it in?
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    Yeah, Incognito, for your wife, that's an invitation.
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    sometimes women want you to molest them.

    what were you waiting for?
    baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.


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    Wow, 'Cog, I would've slipped mine in, for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frasbee View Post
    Wow, 'Cog, I would've slipped mine in, for you.
    you could've slipped into the other hole.
    baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.


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