You are mistaken my friend...climb up on this horse with me and tell me my shit does not smell like spring meadows after a thunderstorm....I should also mention I have a golden asshole and I'm perfect in every way....In case you were unaware.Originally Posted by QueenofCorona
I mean I just walked in front of a mirror awhile back and actually said out loud...damn I look good....I may be a little narcissistic.
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07-05-10, 08:08 AM #2221
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Completely baffled by a backward indication
That an inspired word will come across your tongue
Hands moving upward to propel the situation
Have simply halted
And now the conversation's done
I am the EgGmAn
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07-05-10, 08:14 AM #2222
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. For a second I thought you were someone else...not you Heavy D....NOT YOU TOO.
So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
blue skies from pain.
Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?
And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?
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07-05-10, 08:18 AM #2223
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Don't worry...tomorrow I'll prolly wake up and think I look like buttholes...this is just a good day. Originally Posted by QueenofCorona
If you want me to back it off a bit here is the truth...I'm 5'9 and I suck at basketball....there I may not be perfect.Completely baffled by a backward indication
That an inspired word will come across your tongue
Hands moving upward to propel the situation
Have simply halted
And now the conversation's done
I am the EgGmAn
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07-05-10, 08:24 AM #2224
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I cant sleep again.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
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If only you were chubby. That would make mama love you. Originally Posted by dewilliams2
So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
blue skies from pain.
Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?
And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?
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07-05-10, 08:30 AM #2226
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Well I suppose I could take one for the team and sex you but it will be a few hours before I can get there. Originally Posted by qwerty123
I cant sleep again.Completely baffled by a backward indication
That an inspired word will come across your tongue
Hands moving upward to propel the situation
Have simply halted
And now the conversation's done
I am the EgGmAn
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07-05-10, 08:31 AM #2227
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Where were you when I was in junior high? Originally Posted by QueenofCorona
Completely baffled by a backward indication
That an inspired word will come across your tongue
Hands moving upward to propel the situation
Have simply halted
And now the conversation's done
I am the EgGmAn
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07-05-10, 08:34 AM #2228
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Im not actually in the mood for sex(shock horror) or i wouldve called on the bf! Originally Posted by dewilliams2
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
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07-05-10, 09:00 AM #2229
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Bullshit. It's because she has boobies. Don't lie. Originally Posted by dewilliams2
God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
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If people are good only because they fear punishment and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
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07-05-10, 09:08 AM #2230
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Ok, my vote goes to the highest bidder..
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
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I disqualify myself and vote for Giga, PP, miso and Gribble
Last edited by Mish; 07-05-10 at 09:45 AM.
Don't cry, don't regret and don't blame
Weak find the whip, willing find freedom
Towards the sun, carry your name
In warm hands you are given
Ask the wind for the way
Uncertainty's gone, your path will unravel
Accept all as it is and do not blame
God or the Devil
~Born to Live - Mavrik~
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Damn night shift nurses.... they get all uppity if you ask them to do anything outside the ordinary... you know, like WORK. So sorry if my inability to carry out orders written 5 minutes before shift change will impose on your nap time.
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
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07-05-10, 01:28 PM #2233
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I need to attach a pager with a remote-controlled shock device to my boss.
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07-05-10, 01:34 PM #2234
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QFT. Originally Posted by vashti
I did a summer rotation as a PA in a hospital (not the same as a PA in the states, btw) when I was an undergrad. I worked all the shifts, including night ones. Damned lazy staff and they would put their work onto ME, an inexperienced (tho highly intelligent
) student while they hung out in the staff room and watched television. I did all kinds of stuff without help or supervision, some of which I could have gotten them fired for am sure.
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07-05-10, 03:13 PM #2235
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Now, don't get jealous just because the One up there didn't give you boobies you Jerkface!!!! The vote goes for me and back off you jealous-pants !!!! Originally Posted by Gribble
Grow some boobies if you want to take a part in this competition!!
I wazzzz here
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