Im annoyed that im stuck working and not out in the sun!
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
I went to get a pedicure today since I have all day off. Last time my friend and I went was amazing. Total shit show this time! This time it was all new people. They stuck me with an older dude who had his head up his ass and did a shotty job. Whats worse though is this poor Kenyan woman was getting a full spa done...nails, toes, and eyebrows. She kept insisting to the lady she only wanted a touch up and the lady totally ripped off a good portion of this womans eyebrow. She was in tears. It was so horrible. She kept talking to me and asking what happened to all the good employees and if it looked really bad. Ugh. The asian lady felt bad and kept hugging her. She also gave me this tangerine (gross!) scented "warming sensation" massage lotion! Weeeird.
So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
blue skies from pain.
Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?
And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?
It went from ****in freezin my ass off yesterday to sweatin my balls off today...thats Indiana weather.
Completely baffled by a backward indication
That an inspired word will come across your tongue
Hands moving upward to propel the situation
Have simply halted
And now the conversation's done
I am the EgGmAn
I'm annoyed that i want to send a fax from my office (personal stuff, not business), and my boss and her husband are right here. They spend all kinds of time farting around- why not now, when it would be convenient for ME?
Spammer Spanker
i'm annoyed that people take advantage of me because i can't walk very fast. people will cut in front of me in line. i'll be at a store and heading toward a checkout line and like, 3 people will run to get ahead of me! those fuking bastards are gonna get a basket in the ass one of these days.
baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.
you'd do it at walmart at 9pm after beating up your kids.
baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.
somebody did it today at lotaburger. i was hella hungry and i was going up to order and these people race up to the counter to order first! these people were bigger than me! that is human trash right there.
baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.
I don't know...I generally let people go in front of me anyways...the way I figure it...what the hell is everybody in a hurry for anyways? Everybody thinks they have so much shit goin on and are so stressed out...but relax....in the big picture we are all so insignificant that **** it...at least in our insignificance we can take a minute to use some manners.
I think its always good to use manners...the world would improve immidiatly if everyboyd would stop for a minute and thank somebody they don't normally thank...and say thank you even when it is not required. Like I hate when people don't thank their waiters when they bring them something and I've never been a waiter. I realize its their job but still...say ****in thank you when you get a refill.
Completely baffled by a backward indication
That an inspired word will come across your tongue
Hands moving upward to propel the situation
Have simply halted
And now the conversation's done
I am the EgGmAn
My time is valuable to me. Yours isn't. That said I'll let a pretty girl in line ahead of me. There's a chance I can get a number that way.
God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
-Mark Twain
If people are good only because they fear punishment and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
-Albert Einstein
Your time may be valuable to you but generally speaking what are you really doing?...then consider your place in the universe and realize....your insignificant....its ok...I am to.
We all worry about work and school and life and run around to get everything done but just relax...everything will happen when it happens...and if it doesn't happen then who gives a ****?...it didn't happen....and who gives a **** about what didn't happen?
Completely baffled by a backward indication
That an inspired word will come across your tongue
Hands moving upward to propel the situation
Have simply halted
And now the conversation's done
I am the EgGmAn