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    Quote Originally Posted by qwerty123 View Post
    I was looking forward to some hanky panky with the bf tonight, but he had to go and now every thread in lf seems sexual. jeeeeeeeeeeeeez.
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    Big hard penis...its like when you have to pee and somebody runs the sink.

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    are you not getting any again??

    boo hoo hoo.

    ahahahaha

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    ^ yeh i am, just not last night!
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    i didn't get any phone calls from you last night... hrmm.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Illusional View Post
    i didn't get any phone calls from you last night... hrmm.
    Of course not, she has a lover...

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    ^thats just his wishful thinking
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    Its been almost a week. I am ready to tear off my bf's clothes. Grrr.
    So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
    blue skies from pain.
    Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
    A smile from a veil?
    Do you think you can tell?
    And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
    Hot ashes for trees?
    Hot air for a cool breeze?
    Cold comfort for change?
    And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

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    Quote Originally Posted by qwerty123 View Post
    ^thats just his wishful thinking
    haha wishing thinking is when you were thinking of removing your tattoos...

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    hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

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    I feel your pain qwerty, I was like that beginning of last year when I broke up with my ex. A couple of months were painful and then I got used to it. Before I hooked up with my current gf I felt like if I never do it again, it will be okay. I stopped letting my "hornyness" treat me like it's slave. That was the stage where things started looking up for me.
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    Its back..with a freaking vengeance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
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    I know what you mean.

    The cashier at the gas station bent over cause she dropped some change and I saw down her shirt and I was close to making a mess in my pants.

    Well not really but its been several days now and something must be done.
    Completely baffled by a backward indication
    That an inspired word will come across your tongue
    Hands moving upward to propel the situation
    Have simply halted
    And now the conversation's done


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    haha welcome to singledom
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    I'm just frisky 'cause I'm on the 'one week off' Do guys really know that we're the horniest when we're the 'messiest' if you know what I mean?

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    Quote Originally Posted by girl68 View Post
    I'm just frisky 'cause I'm on the 'one week off' Do guys really know that we're the horniest when we're the 'messiest' if you know what I mean?
    I knew that.
    Completely baffled by a backward indication
    That an inspired word will come across your tongue
    Hands moving upward to propel the situation
    Have simply halted
    And now the conversation's done


    I am the EgGmAn

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