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    sandwiches cost extra.

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    Well I like sandwhiches and how many of you can honestly say you wouldn't like it if your girfriend made you a sandwhich ? What if it had a cheese, ham and mustard on it and wast toasted ? Would you consider me crazy then ?

    Not only will she have sex with you and bore you with endless words but she will also make you a sandwhich !

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    How about some nice, thick tomato slices and some potato chips as well?
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    BG even if you are an ugly sob you have an awesome sense of humor. I like to pop in this thread occasionally and see where its ended up. The conversation always vastly shifts.

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    BJ just wants to be loved
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    Quote Originally Posted by qwerty123 View Post
    BJ just wants to be loved
    Heh heh. I don't know if that was a typo or a Freudian slip or on purpose or what, but that's hilarious.

    He'll be Bored Jorge from now on to me. BJ for short.
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    no it was on purpose...everytime i write 'BG' i want to write 'BJ' so its sticking now lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by qwerty123 View Post
    no it was on purpose...everytime i write 'BG' i want to write 'BJ' so its sticking now lol
    and one day the legendary BG will be come DJ.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovesjoyajm View Post
    Guess what, peeps. Math (the stuff that mathematicians do) has little if anything to do with finance and accounting.
    Good. Because I'm doing that next semester and I can't stand maths.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodtippedrose View Post
    BG even if you are an ugly sob you have an awesome sense of humor.
    The funniest thing though is BJ's sense of humor is not intentional. It's like watching Napolean Dynamite.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mishanya View Post
    Good. Because I'm doing that next semester and I can't stand maths.
    There is arithmetic involved, I believe. You know, adding and subtracting and multiplying and stuff. Probably not a lot in the way of rigorous proofs, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch View Post
    Heh heh. I don't know if that was a typo or a Freudian slip or on purpose or what, but that's hilarious.

    For those who don't know.. A freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother..



    Quote Originally Posted by Mishanya View Post
    The funniest thing though is BJ's sense of humor is not intentional. It's like watching Napolean Dynamite.
    come to think of it..
    I was not amused by Napolean Dynamite the first time I saw it. I started thinking it was funny about the third time I watched it..

    I finally understand, I've been reading what BG writes too critically, I just need to sit back and laugh at everything he says instead

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodtippedrose View Post
    For those who don't know.. A freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother..
    um. no it isn't.
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    its an error that accidentily reveals your thoughts..dont know where you got the whole mother thing from lol
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