What Annoyed you today

[misombra]

I went to whole foods to grab a salad.

I've been eating horribly lately.

So I pick up the vinaigrette and start pouring it on my salad, some of it splashed off the leaves and got on my new t-shirt!

I'm so pissed.

I have it soaking in the oxy clean shit.

I hope it works.

dish soap will get it out.

[Petit Papillon]

^This or just simply water. I always try first with water and then with dish soap, and then of course I put it to the laundry - most of the times it helps Well, most of the times it helps if you use just a water - of course when it's still "fresh"

[lovesjoyajm]

Saying/doing dumb things:

I just had a conversation with my roommate and then realized he was on skype with his girlfriend. Ie, he was having the conversation with her, not me.

And earlier today, after lunch, my coworker was standing in my parking space as I pulled in, and making crazy faces that I assumed meant "I'm being funny and pretending I'm going to let you hit me". So I laid on the horn. Turns out his faces meant "don't run me over, I am on a business phone call." (On a tiny earpiece I couldn't see.) The CFO and director of ops were standing there too. Greeaattt.

[hurt_confuzd]

Being blackmailed with a picture taken of me today wearing a cowboy hat and a cigarette hanging out of my mouth.

[TheTooya]

Being blackmailed with a picture taken of me today wearing a cowboy hat and a cigarette hanging out of my mouth.

That doesn't sound like very good backmail ammo, unless thats ALL that you were wearing...

[Gribble]

... and if by cigarette you mean large throbbing penis.

[the_robot]

My cat decided today is a good day to have 2 kittens. My parents are leaving on tuesday for 2 weeks, so I'm going to have to babysit them.

[IndiReloaded]

... and if by cigarette you mean large throbbing penis.

^ Speaks the voice of experience.

[vashti]

I think I am getting SICK. Blah.

[qwertz]

My sons father. He phones me today (he has our son fri night-sunday night) tells me that he (son) is being really difficult and has been hysterical for over an hour and he cant calm him down. I tell him what he needs to do to stop the tantrum and he just gets stressy at me for telling him what to do, then he tells me he is bringing him back early.
So he brought him back and he was literally hysterical so much so he was gasping for breath. Then what fcuking annoys me is he tells me that it started after he tried to take a picture of him, he knows full well the noise of the camera shutter does this to him, its not that hard to just take a picture from his phone, or a silent camera.

Then he goes on to tell me that he thinks its better if he has him every other weekend instead of every weekend as he "cant cope with it as he gets older".

What a total wanker.

[lahnnabell]

My sons father. He phones me today (he has our son fri night-sunday night) tells me that he (son) is being really difficult and has been hysterical for over an hour and he cant calm him down. I tell him what he needs to do to stop the tantrum and he just gets stressy at me for telling him what to do, then he tells me he is bringing him back early.
So he brought him back and he was literally hysterical so much so he was gasping for breath. Then what fcuking annoys me is he tells me that it started after he tried to take a picture of him, he knows full well the noise of the camera shutter does this to him, its not that hard to just take a picture from his phone, or a silent camera.

Then he goes on to tell me that he thinks its better if he has him every other weekend instead of every weekend as he "cant cope with it as he gets older".

What a total wanker.

This makes me so sad. My dad treated my little brother this way.

[Charlie Boy II]

i met this girl tonight, a tall blonde beautiful girl that is studying brain economics or something like that. She came back to my place, and was gyrating me on the couch. then she gets up and leaves, "becuase it'll be so much better if we dont have sex tonight," i threw an outrageous hissy fit. My behaviour was terrible, after she left I was yelling curse words and kicking the couch. i have to grow up. But f-ck her,

[qwertz]

I actually had what i would call the worst (and i mean that) moment of my life today. I think i am still in shock from it

[vashti]

Being blackmailed with a picture taken of me today wearing a cowboy hat and a cigarette hanging out of my mouth.

Aren't you going to post it?

Qwerty - can you give us a bit of detail?

[hurt_confuzd]

Aren't you going to post it?

How should I respond to this? The traditional "no," the more vulgar "fuçk no," or a mix of the traditional "no" and the scornful look of disgust?