I found this from the place where I go to:
I do not like it on my pits.
I do not like it where I sits.
I do not like it here or there.
I don't like excess body hair.
I do not enjoy spending spades
Of money buying razor blades.
I'd rather just not have it stay.
I want the hair to go away.
And so I went off to Burbank
To ***, I have to thank
For service kind and knowledge great
And hair removal I didn't hate.
So thoroughly they checked me out
Told me what laser's all about
And then they customized for me
(And FYI, I'm Skin Type 3.)
They did my knees, they did my pits,
They did my toes and naughty bits.
Who knew I could get so much done
In 15 mins? How cool and fun!
So hip hooray for those at ***
I'll go again without a qualm
Know what I've got? Hey, listen, clown--
The hottest naughty bits in town.
Thank you, and good night.
mo'Dajvo' pa'wIjDaq je narghpu' He'So'bogh SajlIj