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    How the hell am I to know what orders a woman has? You all expect me to just read your minds or something.

    I can't tell you how many times a girl's gotten pissed at me and when I ask what's wrong she tells me if I don't know she isn't saying. What. The. ****?!
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    that's cause you get with little girls.

    you need to find a real woman.
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    baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.


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    Finding a woman is impossible, it's easier to get with a younger girl

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    it's only impossible while you think it's impossible.
    baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.


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    I think there are no women. There are teeny-boppers and there are grandmas. I hardly ever see anything in between.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Only-virgins View Post
    Follow this advice guys and you are more likely to get hit by lightning than get any sex.
    LOL! Its true though. Cuz when they finally follow your orders you call them a bitch for letting you run them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gribble View Post
    I think there are no women. There are teeny-boppers and there are grandmas. I hardly ever see anything in between.


    Oh, please tell me I am in the "teeny-bopper" group, then.

















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    You're in the mythical group of gorgeous women that apparently avoids every place I've ever lived.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gribble View Post
    You're in the mythical group of gorgeous women that apparently avoids every place I've ever lived.
    You should come to NYC, Gribble. It is a smorgasboard of beautiful, funny, intelligent women. And they outnumber the men here, so they're easy pickings.
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    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck View Post
    You should come to NYC, Gribble. It is a smorgasboard of beautiful, funny, intelligent women. And they outnumber the men here, so they're easy pickings.
    Whore!






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    Quote Originally Posted by anachronistic View Post
    Whore!








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    Quote Originally Posted by anachronistic View Post
    (just kidding, you thin-skinned nincompoops!)
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    the three things in life that make men happy is money, liquor, and pussy... any other questions??

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    ...this is just my perspective on the situation...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illusional View Post
    the three things in life that make men happy is money, liquor, and pussy... any other questions??

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    Whatever happened to the saying The way to a man's heart is through his stomach? You mean I've been cooking for no ****ing reason?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by LadieNisha4u2nv View Post
    LOL! Its true though. Cuz when they finally follow your orders you call them a bitch for letting you run them.
    exactly, but if you properly pull away at the right time people she will give to chase.

    Quote Originally Posted by Illusional View Post
    the three things in life that make men happy is money, liquor, and pussy... any other questions??

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    So......just money. since you can attain the rest of those with it.
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