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    Quote Originally Posted by JadenMia View Post
    LOL Men are funny.

    And, i have no plan. What exactly other option is there??? Im not supposed to sleep with anyone, i wanted to wait.. I didnt want to go on some slut spree. Its just not me. I dont know what to do I hoped that someone would come up with some magical explanantion or option for me. Nope. There is nothing to do but to think about f*cking the cable guys at work all day. Yay.
    keep busy, work out, read, learn a new hobby... you'll be fine...

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    Do you mean as in Cable guy like Jim Carrey? Why dont you just hit one of them up? Check for wedding ring first then jump him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkHelmet82 View Post
    keep busy, work out, read, learn a new hobby... you'll be fine...
    She's already done that if you get what I mean?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkHelmet82 View Post
    keep busy, work out, read, learn a new hobby... you'll be fine...
    I have been doing that since the breakup. Its worked for moving on, but not worked for this. Of course i'll be fine. Its just annoying and i had to tell someone.
    Rafterman, yup, just like Jim Carrey. And no, i wouldnt have the guts to carry that scenario out and end up sleeping with him at work. Its awesome to think about it, because he is a good looking guy too. But nope, i just wouldnt.
    You have all the weapons you need... Now fight!

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    What an anti climax......Oh well hope we gave you some comedy atleast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rafterman View Post
    What an anti climax......Oh well hope we gave you some comedy atleast.
    Yup, you did.
    You have all the weapons you need... Now fight!

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    Oh Jaden, you poor thing. Nothing worse than an itch that won't go away.

    Have you tried meditating? I really think that could help.

    Also, maybe try going a day without masturbating. I know it's probably a horrid idea to you and you probably consider it physically impossible. Exercise more, drain yourself physically and maybe the urge will decrease.

    I'm sorry I have no better advice.
    'People are never perfect but love can be. People waste time looking for the perfect lover rather than creating the perfect love' - Princess Leigh-Cheri from Still Life With Woodpecker.

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    Have you tried salt peter?
    “The willingness to accept responsibility for one’s own life is the source from which self-respect springs.” ~Joan Didion

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    Is that the stuff thats in cigarettes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaidenMinx View Post
    Oh Jaden, you poor thing. Nothing worse than an itch that won't go away.

    Have you tried meditating? I really think that could help.

    Also, maybe try going a day without masturbating. I know it's probably a horrid idea to you and you probably consider it physically impossible. Exercise more, drain yourself physically and maybe the urge will decrease.

    I'm sorry I have no better advice.
    Thats okay I guess its something im just going to have to tough it out through. I have suffered addiction before, and that is the only feeling i can relate this naggin feeling to, i overcame that though, so i know i can do this too and i am doing good so far. I am honestly *drained* by the time im home, 9 hours of cleaning, lifting etc takes it out of me like no other job iv had and i still feel up for it. LOL I have gone days without masterbating and i survive, but its still always on my mind. Lord help me. lol

    And no Wakeup, what is this salt peter?? I have never heard of it?
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    All I know is that Dad said they put in in the mashed potatoes in the Army so they wouldn't ravish the French Farmers Daughters. lol
    “The willingness to accept responsibility for one’s own life is the source from which self-respect springs.” ~Joan Didion

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wakeup View Post
    All I know is that Dad said they put in in the mashed potatoes in the Army so they wouldn't ravish the French Farmers Daughters. lol
    LOL Yeah that must be a world wide wives tale cause they told me that in 1994. They called it.......Bromine or somethin like that, to stop the same thing lol.

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    Maybe there is some sort of self-help group you could join? Like sex addicts anonymous. Meet some dude who has the same problem as you and bam! You can help yourself while helping others. Like a modern day Mother Teresa. Nothing slutty about helping others.

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    just bang the cable guy in his truck.. ask him to show you how to "program your remote"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evo1114 View Post
    Maybe there is some sort of self-help group you could join? Like sex addicts anonymous. Meet some dude who has the same problem as you and bam! You can help yourself while helping others. Like a modern day Mother Teresa. Nothing slutty about helping others.
    Yes, she'll probably see Tiger Woods there. He does'nt mind swinging his 'club' around, to play 18 holes.

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