Last night I had a wonderful conversation at the bar.

[Only-virgins]

You know what I missed the most when I first lost weight?

When you first lost weight? You got fat again and than lost it for a second time? Maybe you should stay fat if being fat attracts the guys you like but don't complain when the guys who don't like bigger women don't give two shits.

[doppelgaenger]

ha ha ha, ****ing gay.

does anyone else wanna punch this guy in the face?

[lilly1185]

OP? Yea, the world would be better off without his type.

[starbuck]

Its no different from when I bash someone here for being stupid. I understand the tendency.

And... just *maybe* the girl you make cry b/c you called her fat WILL be motivated enough to think "fuk you...I'm gonna hit the gym and get skinny then!". Just like I hope some people will think a bit more when I ride them hard.

But yes, it does make you an asshole. No point denying it.

I doubt that he has a philanthropic motivation like the one you describe. Personally, I think the OP just gets off on making smart ass comments. I have a friend just like this. He shoots first, asks questions later and then wonders why he alienates his friends and has no girlfriend or at least one that he can hold on to for a while. I think he feels like if he wins a verbal spar, however mean it gets, that it somehow makes him "better" than other people and he can get a little ego boost for a while. Correct me if I'm wrong though, OP, and feel free to let us all know why you make comments like that.

I clearly don't go to bars trying to pick up women, they try to pick me up. I just shoot them down because, well, it's quite hilarious. These women I come in contact with at the bars I go to, they are all trailer park trash and aren't very smart.

Oh, nevermind, you have explained why you make comments like that. Yep, you're just like my friend. He's a great guy when you really get to know him deep down. He's never very happy though.

[Gigabitch]

You know what I missed the most when I first lost weight?

The a**hole repellant.

No one ever warns you when you set out to lose weight, that for every pound you lose you find a jerk trying to climb up on you.

That's hilarious.

[nonconformist]

Haha, I love this

[Only-virgins]

The older I get the more I gravitate to 'em, since they there seems to be less bitchiness and cynicism.

It isn't their personality. Larger matter has a higher field of gravity naturally by laws of physics.

[doppelgaenger]

Would nick even talk to a woman like that?

[bluesummer]

You know what I missed the most when I first lost weight?

The a**hole repellant.

No one ever warns you when you set out to lose weight, that for every pound you lose you find a jerk trying to climb up on you.

Oh lord, so freakin true. I actually attracted better quality men carrying around an extra 15 pounds.

Would nick even talk to a woman like that?

Yes, I believe he would.

[Only-virgins]

Oh lord, so freakin true. I actually attracted better quality men carrying around an extra 15 pounds.

Men are nice to fat chicks because they feel sorry for them. Of course I'm just kidding.

[starbuck]

Haha, I love this

Yep, cause those who are desperate for attention often don't care whether or not it's positive or negative.

[bluesummer]

Men are nice to fat chicks because they feel sorry for them. Of course I'm just kidding.

Okay, if asking me out constantly counts as 'being nice'.

When I got skinny, I'd just have guys come up to me in the bar and say "Hey, wanna go back to my place?" or even more simply "We should ****."

Ew, so slimy.

[nonconformist]

Yep, cause those who are desperate for attention often don't care whether or not it's positive or negative.

You have me all figured out

[nonconformist]

Okay, if asking me out constantly counts as 'being nice'.

When I got skinny, I'd just have guys come up to me in the bar and say "Hey, wanna go back to my place?" or even more simply "We should ****."

Ew, so slimy.

If you can't find a hole, stick it in a roll.