Office workers shuffle papers and file reports designed to reach such nebulous goals as "increase sales," or "maximize efficiency in the feedback sector."
Construction workers handle solid, heavy building materials to reach the tangible goal of "get this f**king building standing by the contract deadline."
Office workers play politics, shift work-burdens from themselves to others, and use carefully-worded E-mails to make it appear that poor results are anybody's fault but their own.
Construction workers who try to slip half of the ditch they're assigned to dig into the other guy's in-box get an upside-the-head lesson in 2"X4" justice.
Office workers can "study-group" and "brainstorm" a project until their supervisors finally give up on a bad job, and try something else.
Construction workers can get today's ditch dug, pipes laid, outlets wired, and drywall hung, or they can look for another job tomorrow.
Bitchy, psychotic, conniving, backstabbing piece-of-shit paper shufflers find fame and fortune in the world of business.
Construction workers who bitch instead of working find a new career in the unemployment line. Or perhaps in politics.
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When in trouble,
Or in doubt,
Run in circles,
Scream and shout.