I wanna put it in her butt all day-

[Charlie Boy II]

Unfortunately Lil Wing remains unable to grasp the concept of irony, or even all but the most rudimentary forms of humour. It's why he spends much of his time in a state of annoyed confusion.

[misombra]

i think you guys should listen to lilwang.

butt sex is a very serious thing. it's no laughing matter.

[IndiReloaded]

Here they come. I'll carry on from Miso:

LW, is gonna be at the BUTT end of some jokes here if he doesn't relax.

[anachronistic]

This thread is not about me. I have my own sense of humor filled with innuendo and sarcasm.

This thread is about anal sex, and it is something that you should not be joking around about. You can really get hurt if you don't know what you are doing; if it's some kind of joke.

For the record, the original poster is not the only viewer we are helping out. Think of all the teenagers that will not see through your irony that will go and actually try those things. Hows that for irony? Kudos to you, just for that.

[Gribble]

He's right, guys. Anal sex is no laughing matter.

[IndiReloaded]

:sigh:

Here's the low-down on anal, Fras (and anyone else thinking about it).

[url]http://www.sexinfo101.com/ic_anal.shtml[/url]

[anachronistic]

Also, I should throw in that when she actually lets you in on her bum, make sure you are in a quiet environment where nothing spontaneous will happen. If a pot in the kitchen falls on the floor, that could make anal sex very uncomfortable, because the sphincter muscle you do not have control over will tighten. The best thing is to have some kind of repetitive music playing in the background... like electronic. That way the noise level is constant, and if something makes a disturbing noise, it just kind of blends with the music. Make sure the music is all pretty much the same level volume too.

[IndiReloaded]

Funny, I was thinking they should play the soundtrack from Brokeback Mountain...


okay, sorry, sorry, I can't help meself.

[misombra]

You can really get hurt if you don't know what you are doing;

aaaaaaaaaaaaaajahajahajaaa bruce leeroy's little brother said that to him about regular sex.

[misombra]

Also, I should throw in that when she actually lets you in on her bum, make sure you are in a quiet environment where nothing spontaneous will happen. If a pot in the kitchen falls on the floor, that could make anal sex very uncomfortable, because the sphincter muscle you do not have control over will tighten. The best thing is to have some kind of repetitive music playing in the background... like electronic. That way the noise level is constant, and if something makes a disturbing noise, it just kind of blends with the music. Make sure the music is all pretty much the same level volume too.

lilwang i appreciate how informed you are about ass ****ing.

quiet, mellow music will get your muscles nice and loose.

[Charlie Boy II]

Anal is not for me. That particular hole holds no allure for this chap.

[IndiReloaded]

OMG I'm totally dying here...

[anachronistic]

Also, might I throw in, don't put the lube next to the icy hot on the night stand. I had a really bad time with that and my last girlfriend. Told all my friends about it, now we have an inside joke about icy hot, lol.

[misombra]

wow. you just took that horrible situation and turned it into a wonderful lesson to teach all of us lucky people here on the forum.

what else would you say is important to consider, you think?

[anachronistic]

If you want to give her a dirty sanchez, punch her in the back of the head.
(that's just a joke)