Pick-Up Lines

[BillyGalbreath]

I think cheesy pick up lines are awsome - and if they are funny as hell then they just might work. Just dont use the same old bull that everyone knows - I am sooooo gonna try that pluto one - just cause it made me fal out of my chair laughing - i had tears on that one damn it - LMAO - hopefully I can try it on someone i dont know without laughing. HAHA !

[PandaCivic]

go up to someone: "hi, i was wondering if you could help me out, i'm trying to think of a way to approach you without getting rejected...can you help me out?"

that someone: they smile and call you a dork and watever happens...

version #2: they walk away mumbling "loser..."

either way, you are ghey if you're not yourself, but if this is how you do it...just do so...
i guess i'm a dork.

[manderbug]

Ok, this first one won't work, moby, but it's funny. I hear it from one of my guy friends all the time: "I have a bunch of skittles in my mouth, wanna taste a rainbow?" another one he does is he picks up a sugar packet and says "excuse me miss, but did you lose your nametag?"

Not too serious, but I thought we could use some comic relief!

[Breezy18]

"Hey, you have really great hair."
("Thank you." [maybe with a smile or blushing])
"But it'd look better on my pillow" [then growl and wink]

omg Alexi. You are so smooooooooth! Ever got your face slapped? lol

[squirrley]

ok ok these come NOT from me so here some that my sons best friend tells me:

Do you have a bandaid? Cause I hurt my knee when I fell for you...

I know why the sky is so grey-cause all the blue is in your eyes

Did it hurt? Did what hurt? When you fell from heaven...

Where are your wings? Cause Im damn sure youre an angel.

[sfalexi]

The CORRECT version of the above is,

Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell from heaven . . . you angel.

You have to say the "you angel" at the end. DOn't ask me why, it's just the way you're supposed to do it.

Alexi

SCENARIO: Wait until she's talking to a female friend of hers. Walk through the middle of them while they're talking. Then turn and say, "Oh sorry. I don't want to come inbetween you two. . . . . or do I?"

[MVPlaya]

We had this conversation on pick up lines a couple of months ago-not even. They dont work on us females...be yourself.

Bullshit. They just have to be delivered well.

[squirrley]

MVP-you may have the art of Kino down-but you aeint got nothing on me!

[hotfudgemoney]

Well... one that works well is "yo, we should make out" sounds dumb but it has a 4:4 ratio

[RichieP78]

"Grab your coat, you've scored."

Or

"That's a great looking dress. Would look even better on my bedroom floor."

Or

"Hi there, can I clear a place for you to sit?" Then proceed to wipe the back of your hand over your mouth.

Or you could always try asking them if they need a cigarette lit.

[Nafnir]

If i could change the order of the alphabet I would move U and I closer together.

Thats my girlfreinds favorite pickup line. She loves it.