haha they wish... unless you can grow your penis in some way I'm not aware of, I'm gonna have to be happy with the carOriginally Posted by Gribble
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10-04-10, 06:36 AM #16
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variety/passion/spontaneity/fun/sexiness ...without these, sex would be pretty dull.
edit: oh, and its not so much the size of his penis, but whether he knows what to do with it or can make up in other 'areas'.
edit edit: and if he cant last more than 5 minutes, he's doomed.Last edited by qwertz; 10-04-10 at 06:45 AM.
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10-04-10, 06:48 AM #18
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I'm a BMW then, would you consider driving me? Originally Posted by Gribble
(and if your a guy then my face is red)
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You're kidding right? Originally Posted by Gribble
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10-04-10, 06:49 AM #20
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Erik the Red, eh?
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What if you can only last 3 minutes on the 1st pop, wait 5 minutes, and then last 1 hour? Originally Posted by qwerty123
Would that make up for it?
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I suppose I'm a Cadillac...comfortable to ride on long journeys...although occasionally they are shorter than expected...Also moderately priced in terms of luxury penises...I mean cars....what are talking about now?
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Sounds like a Viking. Originally Posted by Gribble
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Yeh, thats fine. I meant if he only lasts 5 minutes every time. It gets boring after like the 3rd attempt to last longer. Originally Posted by Kaius
What if you can only last 3 minutes on the 1st pop, wait 5 minutes, and then last 1 hour?
Would that make up for it?Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
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I'd be a Jeep Wrangler. Unpretentious fun, capable of handling a rough ride.
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^^^My friend has one...it quits on him a lot.
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See, a Wrangler takes some skill. You've got to know how to take care of it and it'll take care of you. You treat your Wrangler right and it'll give your lady friends the ride of their lives.
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lol this thread is cracking me up.
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He used his to chase a herd of deer that escaped the zoo through a corn field....it hasn't been right since...we caught the deer though...and his cd player started working again...I'd pretty much stopped talking about penises...if he used his penis to chase my deer I woulda called the police....and then took pictures and put them online...cause thats what friends do.
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discovered Greenland Originally Posted by dewilliams2
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