worst thing in bed

[Gigabitch]

Was that you? Yeah, the worst I've experienced was a guy farting once. He was mortified. I tried really hard not to laugh, I swear I tried.

[Junket]

Was that you? Yeah, the worst I've experienced was a guy farting once. He was mortified. I tried really hard not to laugh, I swear I tried.

It's hard not to, sometimes.

It's like certain muscles become tense, and others...well, others not so much.

I've learned to let them out quiet and slow.


Or during intermission when she runs to the bathroom.

[Tedel]

I remember a girl who did me this:

1. Before, she said, I wanted to drink.
2. Drinking, she started to drink too fast, I asked her to slow down, and she told me she wanted to get drunk.
3. When she got drunk, she accused me of buying her more drink because I wanted to get into her pants. She was about to make a scandal at the disco.
4. When walking with her out of the bar, she was really stumbling to say the least.
5. When I told her it was time to take a taxi to take her home, she told me she couldn't go back home in that condition.
6. I wouldn't walk much more with her drunk as she was, so I mentioned going to a hostel. She smiled.
7. Walking to the hostel, she stopped and suddenly asked who was going to pay the night. I said I was going to pay. She continued walking.
8. When in the hostel, she was so drunk she just fell on the bed; so I took off her earrings from her ears, undid her ponytail, took off her shoes, socks, sweater, blouse and jeans, and had her get into bed "more properly" (in underwear).
9. She got up and went to the bathroom to throw up.
10. She got back and she asked me if I was going to get to bed or not. She got pretty horny at that time.
11. I asked her if she was sure she wanted 'that' to happen. She said yes. Twice.
12. We did it.
13. In the morning, she told me I took advantage of her. As I see it, she planned it.
14. She never talked to me again... and she was supposed to be a good friend.

Beat that if you can.

[Mish]

One vagina was too small to put it in, that's when I found out that there's also a thing called "biological compatibility" to think about in relationships

[Charlie Boy II]

I'm not the biggest fan of post-coital vaginal farts. Although I don't blame the girl because I know it can't be helped.

[Cain]

I have to try my best not to laugh when my girl has a queef.

[boobaa]

One vagina was too small to put it in, that's when I found out that there's also a thing called "biological compatibility" to think about in relationships

No 13 year olds anymore eh?

cruel jk....

[bluesummer]

I have to try my best not to laugh when my girl has a queef.

Those are absolutely mortifying.....because, like CB said, there's absoulutely nothing you can do about it, and they just come out by suprise. It's not like a real fart, where you can feel it coming.

[someonelse]

There's really nothing you can do but laugh... WE DO

[Cain]

Those are absolutely mortifying.....because, like CB said, there's absoulutely nothing you can do about it, and they just come out by suprise. It's not like a real fart, where you can feel it coming.

I noticed that doggy style is where queefs are more prevalent.

[DoesntMatter]

I remember when people used to call eachother queefs


... and chodes (the proper word for taint)

[Cain]

I remember when people used to call eachother queefs


... and chodes (the proper word for taint)

Next time some annoying girl comes up to you and flirts, tell her "Look, I'd rather lick your mom's taint than go out with you."

[bluesummer]

I noticed that doggy style is where queefs are more prevalent.

That's because the girl is usually getting pounded harder, and more air being pushed in.

Oh, I forgot to mention an all-time major sex gross-out my girlfriends and I all agreed on one night. Getting cum in your eye. AWFUL.

[Cain]

That's because the girl is usually getting pounded harder, and more air being pushed in.

Oh, I forgot to mention an all-time major sex gross-out my girlfriends and I all agreed on one night. Getting cum in your eye. AWFUL.

Haha. I did that to my girl once. Went right onto her face and some of it went in her nose and eye. We laughed though.

And yeah, doggy is harder pounding... I don't know about other women, but she loves when I pound hard... like thrusting as hard as I can... even slapping her ass really hard.

[bluesummer]

I don't know about other women, but she loves when I pound hard... like thrusting as hard as I can... even slapping her ass really hard.

Oh hells yes.