"So can we just **** or do I have to pretend I care about you first?"
God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
-Mark Twain
If people are good only because they fear punishment and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
-Albert Einstein
"Proposing sexual intercourse"
Sounds like proposing a business plan
Don't cry, don't regret and don't blame
Weak find the whip, willing find freedom
Towards the sun, carry your name
In warm hands you are given
Ask the wind for the way
Uncertainty's gone, your path will unravel
Accept all as it is and do not blame
God or the Devil
~Born to Live - Mavrik~
I lay the woman down on the nearest solid object, make out with her, then whisper in her ear "Did you smell my fart? It smells so bad right now like 1000 dead babies on fire" gets them on everytime
"Wanna f*ck?"
Put on "Let's f*ck" by Murderdolls and say "Fancy doing what he's singing about?"
Or just rip their clothes off and get it on.
We're not all that bad you know
lets make babies
Bitch, come here.
"Why are you an atheist?"
"because I paid attention in science class."
I bet they run from you OV
Yeah well girls don't run from a challenge. they run from STDs... anything your not telling us?
You're right OV. These girls MUST be running from your big huge c&^k. And the fact that you have skills in the bedroom! OMG you must question if they've ever ran a marathon how fast those girls sprint out the room!