So, I'm pining a little bit-

[1averagejoe]

Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates...what?

You never know whatcha' gonna' get.

[DoesntMatter]

You never know whatcha' gonna' get.

Unless I had been tampering with that box of chocolates, in which case you can expect some kind of fast-acting poison

[Junket]

Unless I had been tampering with that box of chocolates, in which case you can expect some kind of fast-acting poison

I would've assumed you'd inject them with sperm, because as of yet, it would be the only way you could get any of it in someone's mouth.

[Indignant]

You never know whatcha' gonna' get.

HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW WHAT YOU'D GET IF IT'S A BOX OF CHOCOLATES? BTW LIEUTENANT DAN HAS BEEN IN MY FANTASIES FOR YEARS. THERE'S SOMETHING TWISTED ABOUT FCUKING A HANDICAPPED MAN THAT ALWAYS ATTRACTED ME.

[Junket]

HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW WHAT YOU'D GET IF IT'S A BOX OF CHOCOLATES? BTW LIEUTENANT DAN HAS BEEN IN MY FANTASIES FOR YEARS. THERE'S SOMETHING TWISTED ABOUT FCUKING A HANDICAPPED MAN THAT ALWAYS ATTRACTED ME.

I think you need to turn off your caps lock.

[Indignant]

Sorry, I Am Still Typing My Exhibit Package.

[vashti]

My sister had a box of chocolates at her house - I went to take one, and she had taken a little bite out of every single one of them and put the rest back into the box.