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Thread: Hey ladies. How likely would you be to do this?

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    What ever happened to asking someone else out? Since when does, "I don't want to date you" mean "you must now pine over me for months while I mess with your head in the thong underwear department"?
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    Asking someone else out? There really is nobody else right now...

    I'm a pretty boring guy I guess. I go to work, which I'm the baby at. Everybody else is at least 30 and married, kids, etc. Then I go to school, where there's 1 girl in our program who's on the verge of getting married.

    I just don't know that many girls that would be right for me. And it's not that I'm picky, it's just most are mutual friends or have boyfriends. Blah.

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    Attention females:

    Blue Toxin is single and needs a date for V-Day.

    He is intelligent, caring, and really is careful where he sticks his willie.

    Any takers?
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    Are you mocking me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by blue toxin View Post
    Are you mocking me?

    No, you defensive goof!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch View Post
    Attention females:

    Blue Toxin is single and needs a date for V-Day.

    He is intelligent, caring, and really is careful where he sticks his willie.

    Any takers?
    I would, but I'm taken.




















    Oh, yeah, I'm straight.


    Sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch View Post
    No, you defensive goof!
    I just couldn't understand your tone. Some people say I'm too nice. :/

    In fact my buddy told me yesterday I need to be more of an asshole, because he believes some women like an asshole. Not in the sense to beating her senseless everynight, but just more of a hardass attitude. Ironically, I was watching Miami Ink as I saw this, and Omni was doing a tattoo for a chick that was saying she really liked him blah blah even though he's an aggressive guy blah blah behind every aggressive face is a lot of warmness etc. Haaaaaaaaa. Yeah I'm going back to bed now.

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    NO! Don't be an asshole! The world is full of them and the stupid women who like them. You have the opportunity to be something better. Don't throw it away for a girl like the one on Miami Ink.
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    Hey.

    I'm an asshole and I resent those statements.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frasbee View Post
    Hey.

    I'm an asshole and I resent those statements.
    Oh, please! You're a creampuff any more. You're a squishy love pastry full of sappy custard. You're Boner Boy.

    It's okay, Fras. You can let the asshole thing go. No one's going to mistake you for a girlie-man with that chub you've got with Amy's name on it.
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    ahahahhahaa.

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    Oh, hush up, you. You're probably next.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch View Post
    Oh, please! You're a creampuff any more. You're a squishy love pastry full of sappy custard. You're Boner Boy.
    'k, I'm not a "creampuff" anymore.

    I always ways, probably always will be.

    Just never had a reason to express it.

    In any case, if you ain't well acquainted with me, you're worthless until proven worthy.

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    I was more curious at to why her reaction was 'GOTCHA!' when she saw you looking away from her thongs.

    Did it maybe suggest to her that you are sexually interested in her?

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    give her some really good sex. then she'll want to be with you.
    baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.


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