Oh I hate that. You cant win with that first question. I'm sorry, but chances are, I'm not thinking about you and how great you are. I'm either not thinking at all, or I'm thinking about something random and you're just going to throw a fit because I'm thinking about my leaking transmission while I'm holding you on the couch.
The truth has been spoken.
"Why are you an atheist?"
"because I paid attention in science class."