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    Yeah! Dreamer's got a winner, there! Maybe it needs Groucho glasses.
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    as long as the chick i'm with is a fan of it i'm cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hal24 View Post
    as long as the chick i'm with is a fan of it i'm cool.

    Shit, you should just be thankful she likes dick at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch View Post
    Yeah! Dreamer's got a winner, there! Maybe it needs Groucho glasses.

    And braids all around.

    And bows.
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    The Scotsman--

    Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair
    And one could tell by how he walked the he'd drunk more than his share
    He fumbled 'round until he could no longer keep his feet
    And he stumbled off in to the grass to sleep beside the street

    Ring-ding didle idle i de-o
    Ring dye didley i oh
    He stumbled off in to the grass to sleep beside the street

    About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by
    One says to the other, with a twinkle in her eye
    "See yon sleeping Scotsman, so strong a handsome built?
    I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt."

    Ring-ding didle idle i de-o
    Ring dye didley i oh
    I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt

    They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
    Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
    And there, behold, for them to view beneath his Scotish skirt
    Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth

    Ring-ding didle idle i de-o
    Ring dye didley i oh
    Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth

    They marveled for a moment, then one said "We must be gone.
    Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along"
    As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied in to a bow
    Around the bonnie star the Scot's kilt did lift and show

    Ring-ding didle iidle i de-o
    Ring dye didley i oh
    Around the bonnie star the scot's kilt did lift and show

    Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards the trees
    Behind the bush he lifts his kilt, and gawks at what he sees
    And in a startled voice he says, to what's before his eyes,
    "Lad, I don't know where ya been, but I see you've won first prize"

    Ring-ding didle idle i de-o
    Ring dye didley i oh
    Lad, I don't know where you've been, but I see you've won first prize.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch View Post
    And in a startled voice he says, to what's before his eyes,
    "Lad, I don't know where ya been, but I see you've won first prize"
    Haha, hilarious.

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    haha .. that is indeed quite funny.
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    my girlfriend thinks my penis is sexy. not goofy looking like yall crazy women on here

    breasts are over rated too... im a leg guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilwing89 View Post
    my girlfriend thinks my penis is sexy. not goofy looking like yall crazy women on here

    breasts are over rated too... im a leg guy
    **** that man.

    I want it all!

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    Great thread there. lovenoob, open a new thread with a single word again. Try it.
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