
Originally Posted by
lilwing89
**** you. hey go fall in a ditch.
so tell me, was it you who tried eating yellow snow?
and you all have mixed up the story so bad. i dont remember exactly how it was told, but this is how it went. so LISTEN UP
at a time when i thought i was gay, i wanted to test whether or not i was really gay by seeing if i liked having something shoved up my ass(which by the way isnt necessarily how) and i just so happened to try this with a cucumber, that was in a basket along with other cucumbers, that my mommy was going to use to make a pie or something... there was a few there so i figured they would never notice that one was missing. so late night i snuck out into the kitchen and did a little test. i was home alone and shit. i hated it. i thought i liked it at first but i actually really hated it. so i washed it off with like dish soap and anti bacterial soap and stuff and put it back in the basket. NOT the end of story!
then i realized how gross and shit that would be, so the next day when everyone was home, i stuffed it into my pants and sneaked it into my room, where i chopped it up into thousands of little pieces and put it into a plastic bag. then i tied the plastic bag up and walked to a dumpster near my house and chucked it.
i found out i wasnt gay because i wasnt attracted to other men. im solely attracted to women.
so HA