Confused... This can't be true... can it?

[TDurden]

excuse me? reported.

Did you actually report the guy to a mod?

anyways it is sick, and when you are a little more mature, you will look back at this and laugh.

Dude, he's the same age as you, don't act all high and mighty

Derrick, there's little else to say because Giga already said it. There's no chance of you being in a relationship with Debby and poor Linda shouldn't have to deal with you crushing on her mom.

[anachronistic]

Did you actually report the guy to a mod?

Derrick, there's little else to say because Giga already said it. There's no chance of you being in a relationship with Debby and poor Linda shouldn't have to deal with you crushing on her mom.

yep. but i see how pointless it was now.

what a mama's boy.

[TDurden]

Hey, if you have enough spare time after you're done being an asshole, maybe we can work on pulling that stick out of your ass

[anachronistic]

Hey, if you have enough spare time after you're done being an asshole, maybe we can work on pulling that stick out of your ass

but i like the stick where it is

[TDurden]

Touche, sir

[anachronistic]

*puts sword back in butt... i mean sheath*

[Gigabitch]

Derrick, I have to ask, isn't there just a little bit of a question in your mind about the emotional stability of a 40-year-old who parties with a bunch of kids? I'm not trying to dis Debby at all, but really, shouldn't she be going out for martinis with me rather than drinking keg beer with you?

I'm 38. I pretty much act my age. You wouldn't find me hanging out with a bunch of people 20 years younger than me (except online, evidently). I'm a little concerned about the possibility that she's trying to regain her lost youth by leching on your tender flesh.

[Derrick]

First of all, sorry for the late reply, I just got home

Second, happy newyear to all!

Third, not to you lilwing you can get assraped by a bunch of rough truckers for all I care. Btw, 'doe wa ge ni late kunt', it isn't anything insulting btw, it's a saying, I just don't know how to properly formulate it in english.

Gigabitch, she isn't 'partying' with us. She was out all night with friends even, it wasn't until 6am she came back. I was still in the neighborhood and she invited me over for a drink (if the online translator is correct then 'jenever' is gin :p ). Before that me, Linda and some other people went out and partied but I was kinda the only sober guy in the group, Linda was pissdrunk and I felt like a babysit to her :s always having to get her away from guys cause her boyfriend was coming over a few hours later. Anyways, so Debby invited me over, Linda and her boyfriend were there too, both pissdrunk ofcourse.

So me and Debby both had some gin and talked a bit, with the two drunk 'kids' there too (they didn't get anything to drink anymore though :p ).
At about 8am we went to bed, I was suppose to sleep with a friend who lived nearby Debby's but she got lost in the evening and aparrently she already went to sleep... So Debby proposed that I'd sleep over (on the couch though, ofcourse).

At 1pm I woke up, Linda and her boyfriend had to go pretty early but another friend (the one I was suppose to sleep over) came to apoligize and stuff :p

Anyways, me, the friend and Debby just chatted and had a nice day. I finally left at 8pm.

I had such a wonderful time today, just chatting, watching tv, eating fries :p

Ok, I think I lost track of where I was going with this and just went on and on and on :p
So, Gigabitch, Debby does act her age and is very mature. But she's just a modern, single mom with 3 teenage daughters who she occasionally can have fun with.

This post is getting too long heh.

One last note to lilwing: please stay out of this thread.

[anachronistic]

Third, not to you lilwing you can get assraped by a bunch of rough truckers for all I care. Btw, 'doe wa ge ni late kunt', it isn't anything insulting btw, it's a saying, I just don't know how to properly formulate it in english.

how the hell am i supposed to know whatever the hell you said in dutch or wahtever? you crazy dutch bastard. kunt looks like cunt. i am sure it was an insult, but you are just a pussy to admit it.

is that all you got?

maybe i am in love with your mom. maybe i am going to **** your mom tonight. on your bed. and then we are going to stain the sheets.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111 I SAYS I **** YOUR MOM KEKEKEKEKE


****er. and i did have a happy new year.

[Gigabitch]

Zarathu? Is that you?

[anachronistic]

Zarathu? Is that you?

pshh, i dont like zarathu. i am mimicking him though. i always thought it was cute when he did that.

if i was zarathu would i type like this? no. he would probably shoot himself.

[Gigabitch]

::cackle:: That's true. If someone wanted to torture the guy, they'd hold a gun to his head and force him to make grammatical errors over and over until they broke him.

[anachronistic]

::cackle:: That's true. If someone wanted to torture the guy, they'd hold a gun to his head and force him to make grammatical errors over and over until they broke him.

if they REALLY wanted to torture him, they would strap him to a chair and made him read a book with grammar of sami09s style.

[Illusional]

whoa...wassup with our nation today?? dammit, i wanted to see the damn saddam hanging..

as for the 17 year old... tsk tsk tsk. you're young, you're not thinking with the right head, and basically what with your mother think?? haha... you catch my drift. would you like your mother to have sex with lilwingadingaling?? probably not huh?? so from that point of view, imagine what others are thinking.

raverboy

[anachronistic]

would you like your mother to have sex with lilwingadingaling?? probably not huh?? so from that point of view, imagine what others are thinking.

raverboy

im gonna **** his mom whether he wants me to or not.