Cutie

[vashti]

Gribble, I don't mind man-whores so long as they are honest. Just be honest - you never know... By the way, I think girls DO engage in going-nowhere relationships, but they try to tell themselves there really IS a future.

[The Great OV!!!]

For the most part it's one at a time. I flirt constantly with any woman who will let me, but eventually one will stand out and I'll pursue her. And then I'll tell her that I'm only interested in being friends, but we can have sex if she wants to. She looks at me funny, tells me thanks but no thanks, then runs off to find a guy exactly like me. Only he doesn't lay it out until after ploughing the old briar patch. I don't know why I bother. I get nothing for my honesty, and yet the snake gets laid all he wants. I should quit caring.

Depends what is more improtant to you, do you care when someone calls you a liar?

[Gribble]

Yes. But I get called a liar anyway. I met her in psych class about a month ago. She sat down beside meand the first thing out of my mouth was, "You're the cutest thing I've ever laid eyes on." And I meant it. I'm a journalism student. They pound it into your head never to use absolutes unless they're absolutely true. And if I were to go afterher I'd say many more nice things to her. And I'd mean every last one of them. And then we'd get to that point where I'd have to call it off and she'd throw it all back in my face and call me a lying bastard anyway.

But no, I won't resort to that. I can dream, though.

[Junket]

Clearly, you're a sexaholic.

[Gribble]

I so totally am. Do you realize how much fun I could have if only I were a bastard?

[The Great OV!!!]

Yes. But I get called a liar anyway. I met her in psych class about a month ago. She sat down beside meand the first thing out of my mouth was, "You're the cutest thing I've ever laid eyes on." And I meant it. I'm a journalism student. They pound it into your head never to use absolutes unless they're absolutely true. And if I were to go afterher I'd say many more nice things to her. And I'd mean every last one of them. And then we'd get to that point where I'd have to call it off and she'd throw it all back in my face and call me a lying bastard anyway.

But no, won't I resort to that. I can dream, though.

There is also a difference between when someone calls you a liar and when they really mean it because it is true. Those girls are just angry.

[The Great OV!!!]

I so totally am. Do you realize how much fun I could have if only I were a bastard?

I think that is how it works, because I am a bastard and I get NO action. Man, if I set next to a girl and told her she is the cutest thing ever she would probably give me a distubed look or something....how the hell do you pull that one off?

[Junket]

I think that is how it works, because I am a bastard and I get NO action. Man, if I set next to a girl and told her she is the cutest thing ever she would probably give me a distubed look or something....how the hell do you pull that one off?

It's really not that difficult.

If you mean it when you say it, then it's not lying.

[Charlie Boy]

if I set next to a girl and told her she is the cutest thing ever she would probably give me a distubed look or something....how the hell do you pull that one off?

the fact that you think any girl without an intact hymen is a cheap slut might be stopping you from getting mad play

[The Great OV!!!]

the fact that you think any girl without an intact hymen is a cheap slut might be stopping you from getting mad play

That doesn't even make any sense in this context.

[Charlie Boy]

Your mom doesn't make any sense in this context.

[Gribble]

Sincerity and good delivery, OV. Plus I cracked her up. She didn't take it seriously.

And Charlie Boy, I spanked your mom last night. With my pelvis.

[Charlie Boy]

it's too bad you don't have a dick, otherwise you really could have shown her a good time, eh Grubble?

[Gribble]

Heheh. Maybe she's not quite as innocent as I thought. We got to talking about hot tubs and margaritas. A winning combination in my books. Anyway, I told her I could think of a few fun things we could do in a hot tub. Her interest clearly piqued, she quirked a brow and asked me what kinds of things. "Well," I said, "I could show you my stamp collection."

Her reply, following a devilish smirk: "Only if you let me lick your stamp."

I like this one. Now to find a hot tub!

[LuvSickStagger]

Sounds like you're in...
She may just be the kind of dirty girl you need! hehe