the perfect boyfriend

[anachronistic]

please excuse my other half-assed remark.

the perfect girl for me isn't perfect. she is dorky, clumsy and funny, but isn't ditzy. not a lot of guys flirt on her, but she is quite attractive. she is almost the same height as me, but she is a little shorter. she likes to have fun, but she is really intelligent and knows what lines she shouldn't cross. she is a little wild in bed, but slightly inexperienced and curious. she doesn't try hard to impress people with her looks, but remains attractive with casual jeans and a tshirt. she has long hair. she is upfront and honest to the hilt, and would NEVER do anything that could hurt me.

she makes me feel happy to live, and proud to wake up in the morning. she is something to lust for, but yet i don't. she doesn't try to control me, but makes me feel responsible and inspires me to stay with her, not to her own knowledge. her presence brings perpetual love about my heart and makes my creativity stronger. she gives me the ability to know exactly what love is, without doubts. she keeps every rose i ever gave her. she longs to be with me. when the chance is there, she clings to me and we're inseperable.

[Gigabitch]

Oh, that was so sweet! I know you're going to find that girl when you go to college.

[anachronistic]

thanks giga, i hope so.. i'm a little bashful around women i don't know, but i really open up fast.

[Tigger_]

@ lilwing, when i was reading ur post, i thought u were already going out with this person.. wish u find her soon...

wish i find my own little angel soon... someone who i can actually have....

[cheeze_guy]

its a journey we are all om

[CAM]

Perfect girlfriend for me:

Smart, very smart and direct.
Not a liberal.
Not a manipulator.
Has domestic ability--not a "modern woman," who is really nothing more than a sloppy guy with tits and female sexual organs.
On that same note--she should be feminine.
Trim/physically in good shape
Under 5'8" (preferably, although I seem to get roped into these "tall woman" relationshps all too often).
Ethnic--olive complection or darker
Isn't a man-hater or in competition with me. I want a wife, not an aggressive bitch.

[Converse]

Perfect girlfriend for me:

Smart, very smart and direct.
Not a liberal.
Not a manipulator.
Has domestic ability--not a "modern woman," who is really nothing more than a sloppy guy with tits and female sexual organs.
On that same note--she should be feminine.
Trim/physically in good shape
Under 5'8" (preferably, although I seem to get roped into these "tall woman" relationshps all too often).
Ethnic--olive complection or darker
Isn't a man-hater or in competition with me. I want a wife, not an aggressive bitch.

Basically you want some one to cook clean have sex with you when ever you want. It's not 1901 anymore.

[NeoSeminole]

Converse, easy there b*tch. Nowhere did CAM say he wants someone to do all the chores around the house and sleep with him whenever he wants. I've noticed you've been on a man-hating rampage lately. Did you recently get dumped?

[Converse]

Converse, easy there b*tch. Nowhere did CAM say he wants someone to do all the chores around the house and sleep with him whenever he wants. I've noticed you've been on a man-hating rampage lately. Did you recently get dumped?

Nah haven't been dumped and don't hate men, I actually think men are awesome (no sarcasm). Oh and I have a girlfriend, so I guess I fit the criteria of a man hating dyke! :O

[CAM]

Converse, easy there b*tch. Nowhere did CAM say he wants someone to do all the chores around the house and sleep with him whenever he wants. I've noticed you've been on a man-hating rampage lately. Did you recently get dumped?

Thanks Neo. See, Converse is the kind of self-fulfilling prophecy that explains why I'm not married.

Converse...get a ****ing clue, sweetheart. I don't need a maid--I can afford a ****ing maid. I can get sex whenever I want, if I want. I can out-cook you, out-clean you, out-smart you, and out class you any day of the week.

In short, I don't need you as a utility item. I want a wife or a girlfriend who has class and intelligent and is a partner in life. You don't get it, do you? Marriage is a luxury I can afford; marriage these days is not about utility because there is little or no utility to be found in most marriages. Most marriages, from the male perspective, only reduce life's opportunties and smart men (and I can only speak from the male perspective) are careful consumers when it comes to pursuing marriage.

You hate that which you don't understand, but that is a very common situation for younger women today...trigger happy and not hateful of men...but actually afraid of men; real men, that is, because there aren't many of us left in the world. And your Baby Boomer feminist teachers have indoctrinated you since childhood to believe that men are dangerous to your future. Fortunately, you and those like you are transparent and I know (and other clever men know) to just side-step and move on.

Again, thanks Neo for shedding light on the truth of my earlier statement.

[misombra]

you guys are so bitchy.

if you could just hear yourselves looking for the fault in others when you should be worrying about yourself and how you might fit into this world and perpetuate the behavior that you find so unappealing.

it reminds me of those old men who hang around abortion clinics with their signs and whatever. what the hell do they care? don't they have something going in their lives that's more important? guess not.

[CAM]

I have plenty of things in my life that are more important that haggling. Remember, I wasn't the false accuser in this instance. I was just stating a preference.

But as I've had a few glasses of wine...I'll let you into my mind for a second

In terms of abortion clinics (as you eluded to)...in a pragmatic sense, I'm pro-abortion (as opposed to pro-choice). When it comes to those outside of my ethnic realm, I'm a Social Darwinist and would smugly sit by while the historically dominant ethnicities terminate themselves...and they'll gladly do so of their own accord...no need for me to picket or engage in pressure group politics (hence my preference for the olive complected or darker since we will overcome in the long run if the dominant folks don't start thinking straight) or to try to convince people like Converse to think in any way other than how she thinks. In fact, please Converse...just pursue the same trend of thought, by all means.

In short, I have plenty of things to occupy my time, I stick to my own kind, and in a very Taoist sense, watch the mighty oaks of our world snap and wither of their own accord.

No bitterness...no need for bitterness or anger...just watching history march on as it always will and pursuing preferences that will likely prove out in the long run.

Mis---I respect you and want you to please understand that deep...far down deep and way beyond the individual-to-individual interaction...there is a long term and deep-seated change afoot. I'm not advocating it. I'm just watching it. It is too bad really that many groups of people (and they think of themselves as happy go lucky "individuals" only and don't realize how misguided they are) is doing such damage to themselves. People who have group identities are winning...those who think of themselves as pure individualists pursuing their own interests are beginning to lose in a world of diminished resources.

The interchange with Converse earlier is but one symptom, one small and seemingly innocuous symptom, of this rising issue. Yes, every one of us and every little thing we think or do is something that has an impact. We all shrug things off and say "lighten up" in a sort of nihilist way, but we can't say that forever.

And, ultimately I stated my preference in a woman earlier--that was my preference (as Neo noted) and I didn't ask Converse for her approval.

And, I'm sure that you think I'm either too serious or strange...but believe me, I am quite serious about this. I know, I know...fun website, nice advice, don't get too serious, right?

Have a good night...and I really do think that you are a cool person and someone I'd enjoy meeting (which I never will, of course).

[TDurden]

My perfect girl:

- Sassy. I love a bit of sass.
- Smart. I hate dumb girls.
- Hot. Nice face, good rig.
- Sexually liberated. Proud of her body. Confident in the bedroom.
- No over the top feminist fundamentalists. I don't want no 50's housewife, but I don't want no outraged pontification everytime a cheerleader comes on the tv either.
- INDEPENDENT. She has to have her own life. Her own friends. "Needy" would have to be one of the most repellant qualities I've yet encountered.

Sounds about right to me (bold stuff is crucial). Only thing I'd add to that is someone who is emotionally in tact. I just mean that I want someone who can talk about relationship issues in a mature and and straightforward manner.

EDIT: Pro-abortion, CAM? Nice

[misombra]

you're so nice when you drunk.

[CAM]

you're so nice when you drunk.

Not drunk...just two glasses of a 20 year old tawny porto, a creme brulee, and enjoying a delicious Montecristo in the greenhouse.

I'm very intense, but always nice...a great kisser and very romantic, too.

Love,

Cameron