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  1. 29-06-07, 03:11 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve2004 View Post
    do you make a habit out of slapping girls around?
    Relax steve, I'm just trying to perfect my pimp slap

    *slaps steve again*
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    Quote Originally Posted by DoesntMatter View Post
    Relax steve, I'm just trying to perfect my pimp slap

    *slaps steve again*
    -chops your balls off-

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    umm... personally i wouldn't want the slapping sound against my ass, thighs, legs, or anywhere in denim to sound better than any girl in denim.

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    ...this is just my perspective on the situation...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve2004 View Post
    -chops your balls off-
    OMG

    Steve just stole my manhood
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    Quote Originally Posted by Illusional View Post
    umm... personally i wouldn't want the slapping sound against my ass, thighs, legs, or anywhere in denim to sound better than any girl in denim.

    raverboy
    ...whattie what? oh by the way, you know that last alcoholic beverage you consumed? I drugged it...when you wake up you'll just have a headache...

    oh and we'll also be married. :/ sorry, this was the only way

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve2004 View Post
    ...whattie what? oh by the way, you know that last alcoholic beverage you consumed? I drugged it...when you wake up you'll just have a headache...

    oh and we'll also be married. :/ sorry, this was the only way
    hehe... Giggity giggity giggity GONE!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve2004 View Post
    ...whattie what? oh by the way, you know that last alcoholic beverage you consumed? I drugged it...when you wake up you'll just have a headache...

    oh and we'll also be married. :/ sorry, this was the only way
    fyi, i'm drinking heinekins at the time if you must know..

    secondly, being married is the last thing that you want right now, unless, you want a lifetime of pure orgasmic, soft, and extremely satisfying sex.. ok so i lied, it wont' be soft, but everything else i will fullfill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illusional View Post
    fyi, i'm drinking heinekins at the time if you must know..

    secondly, being married is the last thing that you want right now, unless, you want a lifetime of pure orgasmic, soft, and extremely satisfying sex.. ok so i lied, it wont' be soft, but everything else i will fullfill.

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    oh. you're right. nevermind.

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    I'm drinking some Jose Cuervo right now, and I'm considering taking another few shots and settling down into a comfy slumber. Will you tuck me in ?
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    depends on who you're referring to.

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    Jose Cuervo is tucking me in tonight. But before I go to bed I am reading an erudite chemistry text that will make me feel better. Goodnight
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve2004 View Post
    oh. you're right. nevermind.
    yup, onto the next book.. i wonder which chapter i'll fall unto next.

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    yea i'm gonna hit the sack too. have fun with your chemistry text DM..and illusional, if you change your mind about letting me pay you for sex..lemme know.

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    i told you, i'm not for sale.. i'm trying win your heart like an honest man.. hey, im' trying something new so gimme some slack.. sweet dream there little one. muhahah

    raverboy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Illusional View Post
    i told you, i'm not for sale.. i'm trying win your heart like an honest man.. hey, im' trying something new so gimme some slack.. sweet dream there little one. muhahah

    raverboy
    alright FIIIIINE. honest man. pfft.

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