Pick up lines...

[Stalin_Skaya]

Ugh, Stalin, you are in rare form today. Behave yourself, if you can.

Nothing more fun than vulgar humor.

What about this one.

I saw you in a dream. (she answers, really), Yes, but you where crying... (She asks why), Cause we met here and then we went over to my place. Then I started to rape you with a big knife.

[Gigabitch]

Sometimes you can actually be funny, but apparently, you're having an off-day.

Do you have anything witty to add, or is it just going to be the kind of stuff that reminds me of a six-year-old exposing himself because he knows it's naughty?

[Moonchild]

From various days of roleplaying:

"*bad pick-up line time* I love your ass--it's a shame you have to sit on it. XD"

"This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line."

"You must be an adverb, because you sure do modify me!"

There were a few others, but I seem to be missing pieces of the log. I'll try to remember... Ah, two kind of... sex-ish ones. And one other that's a bit less so. XD You'd be surprised what needs to be researched while roleplaying.

"Do you raise chickens? Because you sure did raise my cock!"

"My throat hurts--do you have anything I could coat it with?"

"If I said your body's sexy, would you hold it against me?"

[IndiReloaded]

Stalins 'if you scream' one made me laugh...

Tedel, I love your friend one about 'drinking until handsome', lol, I have a friend who'd say something like that.

I think the simplest ones are best & sincere. Too clever is actually a turn-off early on unless its obviously situational & not thought up in advance. My favourite is: you have very beautiful eyes.

[alidile]

a friend of mine and i were walking around the city shopping and were stopped by some of those people trying to get us to sponsor a child somewhere. anyways she told them she wasn't interested and she couldn't because she was from a different place, tennesse. this was the response
"you're from tennesse, cos you are the only ten i see."
don't try this. you will not get people to sponsor a child if you hit on them while trying to spread good will.