oral sex is illegal in san fransisco

[vashti]

uh... hell no! I was wearing a skirt. I am modest.

Anyway, I believe HE almost had a heat stroke, but I was fine.

[Gigabitch]

who hasn't had sex in public, that is the question that i would like to know.

raverboy

I had sex in a stairwell. In Hawaii.

[LostNotFound]

So how long until they ban kissing in public places like in Indonesia?

omg in the same article they were saying how in some parts of indonesia you can be arrested for living with someone your not married to or related to .

anybody else wana share their outdoors experience?

i wana do it in a car ..does that count?

[EmoBlackBelt]

I've had my hand up a girl's skirt in a church storage closet, but that's about as far as I've gone in private too. No sex anywhere, I'm afraid.

[Illusional]

I had sex in a stairwell. In Hawaii.

haha so did i... however my stairwell was at UH in the physical science building.

raverboy

[Gigabitch]

haha so did i... however my stairwell was at UH in the physical science building.

raverboy

Hmmmm... then that wasn't you. My stairwell was at the Maile Sky Court. What a whore.

[Mish]

In the park at night

We got a few funny winks on the way to the park from people returning from their evening walks

[Illusional]

Hmmmm... then that wasn't you. My stairwell was at the Maile Sky Court. What a whore.

maile sky court huh?? i'm guessing that this is a residential building by the sound of it..??

raverboy

[Gigabitch]

maile sky court huh?? i'm guessing that this is a residential building by the sound of it..??

raverboy

Outrigger hotel.

[Junket]

uh... hell no! I was wearing a skirt. I am modest.

Damn, Vashti!

You've stunned me with your overly public displays of affection.

[vashti]

Damn, Vashti!

You've stunned me with your overly public displays of affection.

It stunned me, too. I thought we were alone in the middle of nowhere. Who the hell else goes wandering around in 115 degree heat in the middle of summer?

[Gigabitch]

Apparently, it is NOT illegal to have oral sex in San Francisco. I told my boyfriend about this and he said, "The hell it is!", so I looked it up.

It is, however, along with many other things, illegal in some places:

Crime, Punishment and the Ridiculous

# Places where oral sex is illegal: Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C.

# An erection that shows through a man's clothing is illegal in: Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Washington D.C. and Wisconsin.

# In Georgia those charged and convicted for either oral or anal sex can be sentenced to no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment.

# In Missouri sexually deviant behavior between people of the same sex is classified as a class A misdemeanor.

# In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a tollbooth. (There's every woman's fantasy gone down the drain).

# In Nevada it is illegal to have sex without a condom.

# In Willowdale, Oregon it is against the law for a husband to talk to dirty in his wife's ear during sex.

# In Clinton, Oklahoma it is illegal to masturbate while watching two people have sex in a car.

# In Washington State there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night!).

# In Newcastle, Wyoming it is illegal to have sex in a butcher shop's meat freezer.

# In Washington D.C. there is a law against having sex in any position other than face to face.

# Animals are not exempt from the law either and here are three of the most ridiculous:

# In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on Kingsville airport property.

# In Fairbanks, Alaska it is illegal for mooses to have sex on the city sidewalks.

# Lastly, even liberated California proves to be not quite so liberal for the animals...In Ventura County cats and dogs may not have sex without a permit.

[Michael6084]

# Animals are not exempt from the law either and here are three of the most ridiculous:

# In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on Kingsville airport property.

# In Fairbanks, Alaska it is illegal for mooses to have sex on the city sidewalks.

# Lastly, even liberated California proves to be not quite so liberal for the animals...In Ventura County cats and dogs may not have sex without a permit.[/INDENT]

this reminds me of "Mr. Hands" and how apparently I think there's a law of prohibiting having sex with animals because it was deemed as "animal cruelty" I think in California?

btw, don't ever watch Mr. Hands. it's a guy having anal sex with horse that has...like....a 25 inch cock. that was disgusting....man my friends are idiots lol.



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[Tiay]

# An erection that shows through a man's clothing is illegal in: Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Washington D.C. and Wisconsin.

oh gosh, i've been an accomplice in crime, then.

# In Nevada it is illegal to have sex without a condom.

haha, I kinda like this law. it's spunky.

# In Washington State there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night!).

.... this fascinates me. If somebody became pregnant without having ever left the state, do they arrest their partner?

[Junket]

# In Washington State there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night!).

I bet this is either the result of a mayor, or the governor's daughter getting knocked up by somebody daddy didn't approve of.