The hit on your opposite sex LF friend thread

[Gigabitch]

Lilwing, you shouldn't shop in the frozen section of the grocery store. You could melt all that stuff.

[Charlie Boy II]

Wicked women mix period blood in stew

[Illusional]

Ooh! Cheezy pick up lines.

when i sit and reminisce about the better times that we had i really must admit that i don't give you enough credit. all the memories that pass us by and yet, hardly anyone even bothers to turn their heads, maybe because they are unaware of what is really going on. it's funny because everyone knows of your experience both by your vast knowledge of what surrounds our daily lives and also in the verbal aspect that you present to us through all of your posts. i want to take a moment and turn some heads and help people to notice you the way that i do, and the way that you should be noticed. when a problem arises, you don't turn your head like i do, but instead, you become more focused and determined in getting done what must be accomplished. everyone, i want to take this moment and offer up vash's services because i want everyone to experience what i have. but before doing so.. vash... could you just embrace your lips and my main male organ for reproduction and drink my juices dry one last time?? for good old times??

raverboy

[Tone]

Wait, so I can't hit on shorty?

[IndiReloaded]

This is for all you brainy (hot!) fellas on this forum, you know who you are:

Je t'aime tout l'hommes ici, parce que le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connaît point.

[Illusional]

This is for all you brainy (hot!) fellas on this forum, you know who you are:

Je t'aime tout l'hommes ici, parce que le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connaît point.

I love you every men here, because the heart has its reasons which reason does not know...haha

pourquoi ne font pas vous utilisez votre tête sur quelque chose d'autre, a fait j'ai proposé à vash

raverboy

[vashti]

when i sit and reminisce about the better times that we had i really must admit that i don't give you enough credit. all the memories that pass us by and yet, hardly anyone even bothers to turn their heads, maybe because they are unaware of what is really going on. it's funny because everyone knows of your experience both by your vast knowledge of what surrounds our daily lives and also in the verbal aspect that you present to us through all of your posts. i want to take a moment and turn some heads and help people to notice you the way that i do, and the way that you should be noticed. when a problem arises, you don't turn your head like i do, but instead, you become more focused and determined in getting done what must be accomplished. everyone, i want to take this moment and offer up vash's services because i want everyone to experience what i have. but before doing so.. vash... could you just embrace your lips and my main male organ for reproduction and drink my juices dry one last time?? for good old times??

Until I got to the last sentence, I thought you must have stolen all the blah, blah, blah from one of Grk's posts!

Anyway, you are like a prize winning fish... I wouldn't know if I should eat you or mount you.

Wicked women mix period blood in stew

If you were a burger at McDonald's, you would be the McGorgeous. Even still, I don't suggest you try using the above as a pick up line.

[Illusional]

Until I got to the last sentence, I thought you must have stolen all the blah, blah, blah from one of Grk's posts!

Anyway, you are like a prize winning fish... I wouldn't know if I should eat you or mount you.

c'mon, you should know me better than that, i don't steal.. i create my OWN bullshit. haha.

raverboy

[GrkScorp]

Wasn't there a thread just like this?

[Only-virgins]

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

[LostNotFound]

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

too bad. i stole it.

Your dad must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.

are you a terrorist? you look like one hell of a sex-bomb

[tooxshort]

I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I'll make your Bed Rock!

[IndiReloaded]

I love you every men here, because the heart has its reasons which reason does not know...haha

pourquoi ne font pas vous utilisez votre tête sur quelque chose d'autre, a fait j'ai proposé à vash

raverboy

"I love ALL the men here". And the last is a ripoff of a very famous quote. God, those web translaters really suck, don't they, Raver, lol?

Vash is gonna kick your ass, lol.

[Only-virgins]

too bad. i stole it.

Your dad must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.

are you a terrorist? you look like one hell of a sex-bomb

Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?

[vashti]

"I love ALL the men here". And the last is a ripoff of a very famous quote. God, those web translaters really suck, don't they, Raver, lol?

Vash is gonna kick your ass, lol.

I might want to kick his ass, but that would just be for fun. I was planning to ignore that post until you said something because I have no idea what he wrote. Maybe you will translate?