As I sit down to tap a new bottle of rum

[Junket]

Never. And by that I mean when I finish spring semester I start taking a 2 semester organic chemistry sequence about a week later, all condensed into 8 weeks. About 2 weeks after this is over I start fall semester. Which will actually be good for me because when I'm at home and am not getting fuccked over by the institution I end up depressed and do nothing but drink rum with some occasional other drug

That's too bad, I'd suggest you come down to New Orleans sometime this summer. It's a cool place, you'd love Bourbon Street, lots of alcohol, lots of loose women. Plus, you could stay at our apartment for free.

[DoesntMatter]

Are there prostitutes there that don't come with a 100% STD guarantee?

[Junket]

Are there prostitutes there that don't come with a 100% STD guarantee?

Are there women that don't come with a 100% STD guarantee?

[Illusional]

i always keep a stash of crown bottles at my house.

raverboy

[misombra]

So how do you guys feel about Spitzers demise??

I think he should get in a lot of trouble because
1) He is married with children, and
2) He is a huge ass hypocrite

Because of this he deserves all the shame he is getting

BUT if he was single and in support of prostitution AS A GOVERNOR and not just AS A CLIENT, I don't see the problem with it

This country is so fuccking backwards for still having prostitution illegal. When will this change....

i'll drink some rum with you.

i'll also tell you that this prostitution thing is a big cover up for some huge money laundering scheme this guy was involved in.

what kind of rum are we drinking?

[DoesntMatter]

Are there women that don't come with a 100% STD guarantee?

Yeah there are. I mean are there prostitutes that don't absolutely 100% guarantee HAVE an STD

I was drinking Bacardi Superior sombra

[Junket]

Yeah there are. I mean are there prostitutes that don't absolutely 100% guarantee HAVE an STD

I was drinking Bacardi Superior sombra

I know what you meant, despite how you worded it.

My point is, you never have a guarantee.

A virgin could be carrying something too, y'know.

I don't know about the prostitutes down here, to be honest.

[Illusional]

i wouldn't have sex with a prostitute, however hookers are a different story. =P~

raverboy

[DoesntMatter]

A virgin could be carrying something too, y'know.

Well yeah but I'm much more comfortable with the probability

Also I just tapped a bottle of Ole Nassau coconut rum I bought in Nassau over the summer, idk why because I don't like coconut rum but I just finished half of it and was playing DDR with my little sister for the last past hour!

It also refreshed in my mind that my little sister is the coolest kid in the world. right now is the valedictorian of her class! Idk why but I got nervous about the thought of her going to college. I just think though if anyone does anything I don't agree with I'll shove my AK47 into their mouth and turn it so fuccking much I knock out their teeth and mix their grey and white brain matter into one after I blow out a round into their skull

[bohemiandonut]

Well yeah but I'm much more comfortable with the probability

Also I just tapped a bottle of Ole Nassau coconut rum I bought in Nassau over the summer, idk why because I don't like coconut rum but I just finished half of it and was playing DDR with my little sister for the last past hour!

It also refreshed in my mind that my little sister is the coolest kid in the world. right now is the valedictorian of her class! Idk why but I got nervous about the thought of her going to college. I just think though if anyone does anything I don't agree with I'll shove my AK47 into their mouth and turn it so fuccking much I knock out their teeth and mix their grey and white brain matter into one after I blow out a round into their skull

Well I just think it's funny that the word coconut is in bold. Respect.

EDIT: Whoah man I've got a little sister too and not only is she better than yours but her older brother isn't a suspiciously angry organic chemist. OR IS HE!?

[DoesntMatter]

Well I just think it's funny that the word coconut is in bold. Respect.

EDIT: Whoah man I've got a little sister too and not only is she better than yours but her older brother isn't a suspiciously angry organic chemist. OR IS HE!?

I would guess you are more angry than me, considering I'm not angry Besides I'm not even an organic chemist! I haven't even taken organic chemistry yet!

All little sisters are coolest donut, there is no competition there

[bohemiandonut]

What are you some kind of happy drunk? Giggle your way onto the front page with your AK DM, go ahead.

[DoesntMatter]

lol who isn't a happy drunk? But no I just have good memories of going to the shooting range with my uncles and cousins and doing some target shooting and then afterwards going to McDonalds and getting some Big Macs and later that night getting home in Rochester and playing some MOHAA. THAT is how certain rifles and handguns found themselves a home in my collection of good memories

[DoesntMatter]

Oh yeah, come out of Calabria alive

[Illusional]

coconut rum is a waste of time. it's too damn sweet and too weak. it's better used for sun tanning lotion for the black people.

raverboy