We'll obviously need a female or two...but we'll have to start off with a control and prove they'll sleep with men. Hey Foxy.
What about candy? Kisses? Hugs? Flowers? A Car? A bed to sleep in, with me in it? You ladies are ridiculously difficult to get with, and even harder to get over.
Is that you in your avatar? If it is...Jesus I wish I could be with someone as cute as you. But I'm sure behind that beautiful face there's a small little gremlin waiting to stab a scared dork in the back! Damnit, now I miss that feeling of being in love with someone again
LOL - no way! Flowers and candy are nice when they are not expected! A car - sorry to say, I don't need one. Just be a gentleman... it goes a LONG way! Have respect for your lady and it's all good.
You think I'm cute? Aaww... you're so sweet! I never got 'cute' before.
Boredom sucks the colour out of you!
Ahh...you know I'm just kidding!
Hot, sexy, fine, etc...they're overused and I personally find them demeaning. Appropriate adjectives would be something along the lines of, beautiful, cute, gorgeous, or lovely, just to name a few. All of those would be suitable for you.
Did that attempt work?