Would you be pissed if your homedogs kept bringing up bad stories

[Mathias]

You can't expect people to keep a story that funny to themselves.

This is the best post in the thread.

Get over it.

[bluesummer]

But imagine what that dumb bitch did to herself? Imagine a big dick covered in icy-hot being jammed into your asshole for about a half hour.

Ahahahahaha I'm sorry that WAS really funny.

And seriously LW if that happened to me and my bf, I'd probably tell that story myself because it's hilarious! And if a girl wouldn't go out with you because she heard that story, she is an uptight b*tch who's not worth your time anyway.

[vashti]

Some of you people need to lighten up! It's a funny story... things like this make a person *interesting*.

[Mish]

there is no alpha male. i wonder if they are cockblocking me. some of the guys in my gang are cool though, and they don't do that shit. it's just these 3 guys that really **** with me.

You know whats the best way of not letting them cockblock you? Have fun with the story, don't be ashamed of what happened. Say, "yeh you know what I'm glad it happened, who else can honestly say they had this life experience?"

And then move on to an even more embarrasing story of one of your friends

To the girl

"But you know what, this is nothing, if you think this is funny wait until you hear about what happened to Joe over there...."

[FoxyLaydee]

You know whats the best way of not letting them cockblock you? Have fun with the story, don't be ashamed of what happened. Say, "yeh you know what I'm glad it happened, who else can honestly say they had this life experience?"

And then move on to an even more embarrasing story of one of your friends

To the girl

"But you know what, this is nothing, if you think this is funny wait until you hear about what happened to Joe over there...."

Good suggestion, good post, Mishanya!

[1averagejoe]

lol...if i were in your shoes, i would have told everyone it was the best sex ever, and the stuff really just adds to the incredible sensations.

[vashti]

That's brilliant, joe. That is DEFINITELY the winning response. Confident people do not need to try to drag others down.

[bluesummer]

lol...if i were in your shoes, i would have told everyone it was the best sex ever, and the stuff really just adds to the incredible sensations.

Not only that, he was having sex with a chick crazy enough to use icy hot as lube, and then proceeded to let him do her in the ASS. Your buddies are probably just jealous.

1AJ is absolutely right....turning the tables on these jokers is always the best, saves a lot of face. I know when people are telling a story about me that is possibly embarrassing, I'll cut in and tell the rest of the story myself. It shows I know how to laugh at myself.