Wife asked me to Streak

[Tomzzz]

That's a great idea, I hadn't thought of that. I can get a second party hat, put the family jewels in it and do the pic. If the b-day girl will go for it, that is. It will likely be a first for her, too.

[vashti]

Watch the movie The Full Monty to get yourself psyched up for it.

This was on cable last night.

[Tomzzz]

I've heard of that movie and I think I've seen bits & pieces of it on cable. But I understand it's a bunch of older and not-so-fit guys like myself and that they do get 'plum nekkid'.

[vashti]

Nope - it's men from probably mid-20s to mid 60s, in varying degrees of fitness. Here's a clip.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNhvYavW5Is"]YouTube - The Full Monty (You Can Leave Your Hat On)[/ame]

[Illusional]

DO IT!!! I would.

but you're also not 50 years old.

raverboy

[Tomzzz]

Thanks for that clip. None of those guys have the height-to-weight ratio that I do, however. My wife and her cohort are looking for laughs from that ratio plus my over-50 status. My wife is currently the only one that's aware of the humorous big boy/little toy factor, though.

[FoxyLaydee]

Thanks for that clip. None of those guys have the height-to-weight ratio that I do, however. My wife and her cohort are looking for laughs from that ratio plus my over-50 status. My wife is currently the only one that's aware of the humorous big boy/little toy factor, though.

When is this happening again? Be sure to update us! I'm sure they'll enjoy themselves - there will be liquor all around, right?!

[Tomzzz]

Now just wait a minute, Foxylady. I'm taking comfort in the fact that there will only be about maybe 15 ladies present and the fact that they're all considerably older than me. I don't know why that helps, but it does. I haven't invited everyone here, lol.

Actually, I did talk with my wife about this over the weekend and she noted that when word gets out that the b-day lady might very well get her streaker wish (although nobody knows who it will be), there could be a few "guests" drop in. I asked if I could wear both hats the whole time and was informed that streakers can only wear a maximum of one hat, and you can probably guess as well as I can which one that will surely be.

BTW, the b-day isn't until June (I thought it was much sooner) so I have time to get psyched up (and dread it). Also, they don't have liquor at their gatherings but I may have to partake of some just prior. I think I'm beginning to get really nervous.

[FoxyLaydee]

Now just wait a minute, Foxylady. I'm taking comfort in the fact that there will only be about maybe 15 ladies present and the fact that they're all considerably older than me. I don't know why that helps, but it does. I haven't invited everyone here, lol.

Tell you what, let me know the date, time and place - if my schedule is not tight then, I'll fly out to see your show. Older ladies are always up for a show of younger men!

BTW, the b-day isn't until June (I thought it was much sooner) so I have time to get psyched up (and dread it). Also, they don't have liquor at their gatherings but I may have to partake of some just prior. I think I'm beginning to get really nervous.

Still have plenty of time to prepare yourself, hey! It'd be a good idea to have some liquor in you before you make an appearance.

Break a leg!

[Tomzzz]

Hey, Foxylady, I can't see you-how do I know you're older than me? Could you be trying to trick me into having a brighter red face than I'll already have?

I don't usually imbibe, but I'm sure it will be tempting. Or maybe some vallium would work if I could get my hands on some. Maybe I could visit my doc and say I'm preparing to streak , could you prescribe some tranquilizers?

If I don't get cold feet (and cold everything else) maybe I'll share the time and place when known.

[Gigabitch]

BTW, the b-day isn't until June (I thought it was much sooner) so I have time to get psyched up (and dread it). Also, they don't have liquor at their gatherings but I may have to partake of some just prior. I think I'm beginning to get really nervous.

Well, Tom, the only answer is to practice. You know what they say: practice makes perfect. June is months away. By then, you could have streaked hundreds of times. I suggest you start right now. Are you at the office? Okay then, start small. Streak to the water cooler and back.

Let ma know how it goes.

[Tomzzz]

I've had that thought of doing some practicing. However, doing it at work would probably do more harm than good. I like and need my job and a streak could very possibly do it in. Plus, I don't know how the people there would react to it, whereas I know the ladies' group is all on the same page. None of my co-workers know anything about my upcoming possible bare appearance and it's reasonably safe that they won't. I don't know how I would actually feel going to work later with a bunch of people (mostly females) who just saw me in the nude and from whom I have no "secrets". Just some thoughts.

[Gigabitch]

I give you permission to streak through my office. Just for the practice, you know.

[Gribble]

If you're going to do it don't forget your liquid courage, man. And make sure you don't take a cold shower or anything before.

[Tomzzz]

Well, Gig, I'm not sure you know what you're asking for. Have you read all my posts, particularly the first one where I gave a general description of myself?