I Pee In The Shower

[boobaa]

I taught my son to avoid peeing all over the toilet when he was 3, and you still haven't learned?

has your son ever had an erection?

[vashti]

Yes... in fact, the first time he got one, he was very young, and was alarmed when it wouldn't go down. He came running out yelling that there was something wrong. (He was about 4 or 5, as I remember.)
He doesn't talk about them with me anymore (thank god).

Anyway, that's not the point. The point is that he cleans up after himself. How'd you like a girl to leave her blood all over the toilet seat?

[DoesntMatter]

I wank in the shower

[DoesntMatter]

Did I make this thread awkward?

[Jazzersize]

i peed in teh shower once and my mom got mad so she punched me in the dick. now i pee blood

[bohemiandonut]

Haha that is pure genius Fras! I can't believe I've never thought of it. I usually just go for the awkward applied torque and hope for the best.

The best doesn't usually happen though.

[boobaa]

How'd you like a girl to leave her blood all over the toilet seat?

If I clean up, then you, as a woman, don't need to yell to lift the seat up every time I piss. I could just pee all over the place and clean it up, just like you do with blood. But I don't, unlike you do. I always put two layers of toilet paper on the seat, everywhere, because I know women have pissed and spread blood all over it.


And wanking in the shower is too common to make the topic awkward, DM!

[misombra]

madonna pees in the shower.

she says it cures athletes foot.

[bohemiandonut]

madonna pees in the shower.

she says it cures athletes foot.

Madonna is soooo smart!

[Gigabitch]

As long as you're cleaning the shower, Fras, I think it's a good idea. Beats missing the toilet.