Today is Amy's Birthday.

[Cain]

At the risk of ruining birthdays for those in young reationships, I should warn you that you will for the rest of your life have to come up with bigger and better gifts if you want to keep impressing your girl, so be careful about how over-the-top you go. Pace yourself. I think what you had planned is lovely.

As I get further into my career I'll be able to do that. I'm not worried about it. Pearls aren't THAT big.

[tooxshort]

I was just about to say that. At the pace you're going, you'll be buying diamond rings for your 2nd year anniversary!

[Cain]

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Check it out.

Yes, I'm abusing my power as mod to post an outside link.

Heh, So, after looking at that site I notice that the position that tends to get it in the deepest is the Leg Glider. I did that one day, just trying new things, without even knowing it was a set position. I never went in that far until then.

[vashti]

As I get further into my career I'll be able to do that. I'm not worried about it. Pearls aren't THAT big.

If you don't run out of money first, you will certainly run out of ideas. There is only so much "stuff" a person wants once they get out of their 20s..

[Cain]

Oh well. If one year the present isn't as good as a year previously, tough. She's not going to get pissed at me for it.

[Junket]

We keep things pretty simple.

She got me a videogame, which was cool because I haven't bought a new videogame since September of '07. And they took me to a place where I got a free steak 'cause it was my birthday.

Plus, she gets excited over small things like the muffins I made for her, and the Dr. Pepper. I can always win her over again with glass bottle Dr. Pepper.

[Cain]

It's not just me that sets the tone for presents. I have to compete with all her damn family. I lost when it came to a graduation present, so I'm not losing the birthday!

[vashti]

You are headed straight for trouble, Cain.

[Cain]

You are headed straight for trouble, Cain.

Well, the above post of mine was more of a joke.

I got her the pearls because I know she loves pearls and she can't afford a pair of them right now. So she wears fake pearl necklaces. I figured it would be nice to get her real pearls for her birthday.

I was joking about the competing. I don't need to compete with anyone else.

[anachronistic]

I would do something stupid like steal my girlfriends hula dress and coconut bra, and sing I don't want to set the world on fire by the Ink Spots. But I don't have a girlfriend.

Damn.

[squirrley]

Please wish her a Happy Birthday for me Fras! She already has the best birthday gift she could ask for...YOU!