I found a penis in my soup...

[anachronistic]

I thought maybe your friend at Wendy's put a dildo in your soup, lol

[anachronistic]

i wanna find a penis in my soup.

TRY THE 'POPCORN' TRICK ON SOMBY


nevermind... i'll do it.

[GrkScorp]

I want to have a Hershey's chocolate in my pocket one day when i'm in a public restroom.., most likely the movies where guys actually use the restrooms..

Let it melt in my hand.., reach under the divider.., "hey dude.., can you spare some toilet paper? Mine's all out.."

[GrkScorp]

I thought maybe your friend at Wendy's put a dildo in your soup, lol

OMG! Giga.., I saved a fortune cookie paper just for you.., you should take the thoughtful-gift-getters to a Chinese place and tell the manager to put it inside their fortune cookie..

"The secret to staying young is a good diet, hard exercise, and lying about your age"

[Illusional]

well shhh.. you have to figure that after numerous times of any routine job, it becomes all too normal. how many times have you had to look at a young man's penis in your profession and did nothing for you...(i would admire the breast if i were a dr and a hot chick came into my office but that's a different story.)

raverboy

[lesa]

i was thinking that maybe you mistook your hotdog for a dick.

That's what I thought, too...a joke on the phallus appearance of some food you had.

you know, it's been well over a year... but still, i can smell the preservatives they used.... my eyes were very sensitive, and my gloves were slippery, and i wear glasses... so it was a mess.... i had to get my friend to rub my eyes for me.... ahh.. those were the days!

At the hospital many have complained that the med students, etc. seriously need their own elevator. The smell lasts forever! I can probably eat anything after anatomy lab...I would rather smell formaldehyde than other bodily smells.

[DoesntMatter]

If you people are complaining about the smell of chemicals like formaldehyde you haven't been around an organic chemistry lab long enough

Skatole for instance, a methyl substituted indole, is literally named after the smell of shit

[DoesntMatter]

And BTW RSK, I thought of Wendys when I read the description because of that bitch that tried to ruin their good name by putting a finger in the chili. Wendys is a great restaurant

[Gigabitch]

Read through the whole thread and I'm still cackling just because of the title.

RSK, you rock my world!