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    of course, aren't you watching the olympics?? making out with a llama is number 2 on my list, right next to having sex with a marsupial.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cain View Post
    Look, the rainbow tie went under the bridge where the air spolied the tree. If you tickle the elmo when he nibbles the gizzard, that's your burrito. I won't chick the chuck when you choose to fondle the llama.
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    llama are very tasty creatures indeed. don't you notice how they call out to people to come and lick them with their tongues always hanging out?

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    I know! Cherry kicks the sand from the tree! Llama smile Chinaman 14.
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    of course, aren't you watching the olympics?? making out with a llama is number 2 on my list, right next to having sex with a marsupial.

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    Rofl you guys are funny! I definitely would not have driven that type of entertainment away. oh well. I like comedians hehe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lesa View Post
    Rofl you guys are funny! I definitely would not have driven that type of entertainment away. oh well. I like comedians hehe.
    I think I'd have been more accepting if she would admit that she was foreign. Her posts obviously lacked correct structure, but she would always say that she was English.
    I don't chase, I replace.

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    bleh.. she didn't bother me, but oh well. everyday a new breed of idiots will enter the forum so i can go on living my life fulfilled with happiness.

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    hahahah. Is LF your territory or something? People can come and go whenever they like. I'll never hate you Cain, no matter how much you get on my nerves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lastwish View Post
    hahahah. Is LF your territory or something? People can come and go whenever they like. I'll never hate you Cain, no matter how much you get on my nerves.
    I've already started peeing on the furniture.
    I don't chase, I replace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cain View Post
    I've already started peeing on the furniture.
    Ewww...I just sat on that couch!
    “Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist”--George Carlin

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    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck View Post
    Ewww...I just sat on that couch!
    Wanna come sit in my lap?
    I don't chase, I replace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cain View Post
    Wanna come sit in my lap?
    Will you let me whisper dirty things in your ear while you pull my hair and spank me?
    “Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist”--George Carlin

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    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck View Post
    Will you let me whisper dirty things in your ear while you pull my hair and spank me?
    Do I get to fondle your breasts?
    I don't chase, I replace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cain View Post
    Do I get to fondle your breasts?
    I think I'd be a little disappointed if you didn't.
    “Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist”--George Carlin

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    you killed clearskies. you bastard!
    baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.


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    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck View Post
    I think I'd be a little disappointed if you didn't.
    What size are they again?
    I don't chase, I replace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cain View Post
    What size are they again?
    C-cup. I can't wear low cut dresses without getting a trail of construction workers following me around.
    “Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist”--George Carlin

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    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck View Post
    C-cup. I can't wear low cut dresses without getting a trail of construction workers following me around.
    Can my hands wander elsewhere, or are they only allowed to roam the chest?
    I don't chase, I replace.

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