What Women Do That Make Men Go Crazy?

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[GrkScorp]

Spankings are in order.

Hey gorgeous.., I missed you.. great to see you back

I don't see a friend request by you btw..

While we're on the topic..

That just shows how much you care about me

You don't even love me enough to look through all the John Smiths to find me

You're the worst girlfriend ever!

We're not friends anymore!

I'm posting, texting, calling, and e-mailing you to tell you that I'm mad and ignoring you!

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[lastwish]

I think a fairly common thing is having to always wait for a woman. I once had a gf who literally took 5 to 6 hours to get ready for a date! Anyone pity me?

5 to 6 hours?! What was she doing? Took bath, shaved, Putting on foundations, eyeshadow, eyeliner, lipstick, lipliner, blush, hair extensions, curl her hair extensions, her eyelash extensions, raid her closet for the "perfect" outfit, find the "perfect" shoes for her perfect outfit, model in front of the mirror to make you she looks perfect?


My advice: date someone who looks more natural?

[Gribble]

"What Women Do That Make Men Go Crazy?"

Take off their clothes.

Give blowjobs on the first date.

Invite their sexy friend to join in.

Not talk.

[starbuck]

Not talk.

I thought you guys liked it when we didn't talk?

[Gribble]

No, no, no. I meant it's crazy good when they don't talk. Not crazy bad.

Basically watch a porno and try to model your life after it. For example, if you must speak keep it limited to praising your boyfriend's penis.

[starbuck]

I'm confused...why don't you come over and show me how it's done?

[Mish]

I thought this is going to be an interesting topic. What can women do that will make you go nuts? for example:

Trying too hard to be sexy and seductive, Too much of girly talk, giggling etc...complaint welcome...

When all else fails, do this

[HUNT3R]

5 to 6 hours?! What was she doing? Took bath, shaved, Putting on foundations, eyeshadow, eyeliner, lipstick, lipliner, blush, hair extensions, curl her hair extensions, her eyelash extensions, raid her closet for the "perfect" outfit, find the "perfect" shoes for her perfect outfit, model in front of the mirror to make you she looks perfect?


My advice: date someone who looks more natural?

Lol, that's the thing. She was naturally beautiful anyway. I love the natural look with minimum make-up. Thanks for the advice, but I've moved on, it was 4 years ago.

[CAM]

Well, what drives men crazy about women? Hmm. Giggling is highly annoying. Being late to be manipulative is annoying. Not holding utensils correctly is embarrassing...its embarrassing to have to sit across the table from her. Talking to me like I'm one of her girlie-friends...discussing feelings, etc...having diarrhea of the mouth.

American women, I will agree, are generally a pain in the ass and not overly intellectual. A generalization, but there's truth to what's being said. But, things foreign aren't always a vast improvement. Thanks to globalisation, everyone gets infected with American media and its role models.

[CAM]

When all else fails, do this

Is that the ideal? Gosh, I hope not...unmuscular thighs, pale, and looks like she might have some issues behind those eyes.

[GrkScorp]

Is that the ideal? Gosh, I hope not...unmuscular thighs, pale, and looks like she might have some issues behind those eyes.

I think he's talking about the "pose".., and not the actual girl..











It's a really sexy pose to see a girl in.. Doesn't really look that great on girls who aren't thin enough and don't have the body for it.. But wow does it look feminine and sexy for girls that do..

[lesa]

What can women do that will make you go nuts?

I can think of things to do to have a man "bust a nut".

[DoesntMatter]

Awww yeah I'm hard now!

[Only-virgins]

Is that the ideal? Gosh, I hope not...unmuscular thighs, pale, and looks like she might have some issues behind those eyes.

I don't know man, I like her look. My type.