is my penis small?

[Illusional]

literally a dick in your head would be a dick in your mouth. the last time that i checked, your mouth on was part of your head.. unless you're weird.

raverboy

[Raze]

Ugh. okay okay okay okay okay

[Yggdrasil]

WHATS YOUR OPINION? IS THE LAUGHING BECAUSE MY PENIS IS SMALL? OR THAT HAPPENS DURING SEX?

Your penis ain't to small untill you have to use one of those to find it:

[Raze]

^^ HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! Yup. That would suck.

[lostinconfusion]

poor generalx. as entertaining as this has been you guys are meeeeean. so dear generalx here's my 2 cents. i don't know anything about sex but my very experienced sister once told me that it's not about size, it's about "the motion of the ocean ;-)" SO, if whatever you are doing is either hurting her or making her laugh, then work on your moves, instead of worrying about size.

[Raze]

^^ People on here are mean.

[IndiReloaded]

What's wrong with laughing during sex? Or about it?

I guess they don't make porn movies that involve affectionate tickle fights leading to lovemaking, do they?

Too serious, lol. I think I will post the clip afterall:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxXfwodWChg&NR=1"]YouTube - The Penis Song (from The Sweetest Thing)[/ame]

[lostinconfusion]

LMAO i haven't seen that in years

[CAM]

Good song And, just so you know...we always tell women that their breasts are perfect, the new dress is very nice (mental note: and will look better when its hanging over the bedpost), and that the lasagna they made for dinner is really delicious...

[CAM]

...oh, and that we'd love to grow old with them (theoretically, of course, and assuming that they don't become post-menopausal nut-jobs and develop cottage cheese thighs).

[Aeradalia]

Holly hell... men don't really require that much lying to boost their egoes... do they?

Eventually they do figure out they're around average in size and learn to cope... just as everyone else learns to adapt to any other shortcomings... .... right?

Or am I giving guys too much credit here?

[IndiReloaded]

LOL Cam, you are flattering me. That song is stupid, but funny in a juvie sort of way. I almost didn't post it. Except it does make the point.

I was going to post the Python Penis Song, but then I realized that those who would find it funny already know it, and those who don't probably wouldn't. Or something convoluted like that.

and that the lasagna they made for dinner is really delicious...

You mean its not?? I always thought my husband loved my lasagna... I make it with pesto mixed with creme cheese, and I use my arrabiata sauce not a generic bottle sauce...

[Yggdrasil]

I'm all for flattering the missus, but I am also all for being honest to her.

Sometimes she experiments in the kitchen and sometimes it turns out.. well.. deadly... I won't lie to her if whatever she tried to cook tastes bad, but I still will compliment her for trying and encourage her to keep on experimenting.

Hence, I love to cook myself and screw up occasionally. Who doesn't? I prefer she tells me if what I cooked sucks, instead of being nice about it. One has to be able to take criticism.

[IndiReloaded]

My signature dish for years has been a Thai Mango chicken curry. I think I was feeling generous and posted the recipe here a while back.

Tho, when I was in Oz, I saw that you can buy *bottles* of this sauce now. LOL.

We should revive that recipe thread (Mishs?). I could use some new ideas.

[CAM]

My signature dish for years has been a Thai Mango chicken curry. I think I was feeling generous and posted the recipe here a while back.

Tho, when I was in Oz, I saw that you can buy *bottles* of this sauce now. LOL.

We should revive that recipe thread (Mishs?). I could use some new ideas.

Well, I'd eat your chicken curry any day. I make lots of curry dishes, too. Very good stuff and very good for you, too.

PS. And when one is dealing with a lady such as yourself, there would not be any need to be deceitful---you are a class act.